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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:18 PM
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987 posts! Should my 1000th be significant and political, or should it be about Britney?
Should I blow the lid off of something, or should I post about Britney running over another papparazzo's foot, or should I ponder the splendiferous magnificence of Vanessa Mannillo shopping for stiletto heels?

DECISIONS, DECISIONS!

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:21 PM
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1. I'd rather you pontificate - at length - on the virtues of
circumcision vs. leaving the foreskin intact. Honestly, only you can do the topic the justice it demands. :D
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:24 PM
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2. I can't discuss my foreskin because my parents ROBBED me of it at birth...
...those BASTARDS!

If I discussed that topic, I'd have to talk to other guys about their foreskins...which isn't gonna happen...or I'd have to fabricate my findings, thereby betraying the tiny but loyal following I've built up here on DU.

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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:26 PM
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3. Maybe you could start a "kudzu" thread.....
...then again, maybe not....
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:30 PM
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4. Hmm...
Kudzu (クズ or 葛, Kuzu?), Pueraria lobata (syn. P. montana, P. thunbergiana), is one of about 20 species in the genus Pueraria in the pea family Fabaceae, subfamily Faboideae. It is native to southern Japan and southeast China in eastern Asia. The name comes from the Japanese word for this plant, kuzu. The other species of Pueraria occur in southeast Asia, further south.



Kudzu is a climbing, woody or semi-woody, perennial vine capable of reaching heights of 20–30 m (66-98 ft) in trees, but also scrambles extensively over lower vegetation. The leaves are deciduous, alternate and compound, with a petiole (leaf stem) 10–20 cm (4–8 in) long and three broad leaflets 14–18 cm (6–7 in) long and 10 cm (4 in) broad. The leaflets may be entire or deeply 2–3 lobed, and are pubescent underneath with hairy margins.

The flowers are borne in long panicles 10–25 cm (about 4–10 in) long with about 30–80 individual blooms at nodes on the stems (see image).

Each flower is about 1–1.5 cm (about 0.4–0.6 in) long, purple, and highly fragrant. The flowers are copious nectar producers and are visited by many species of insects, including bees, butterflies and moths. Flowering occurs in late summer and is followed by production of brown, hairy, flattened seed pods in October and November, each of which contains three to ten hard seeds. Seeds, however, are only produced on plants that are draped over vegetation, fences, and other objects. Only one or two viable seeds are produced in a cluster of seed pods.<1>

Once established, kudzu plants grow rapidly, extending as much as 20 m (60 ft) per season at a rate of about 30 cm (12 in) per day. This vigorous vine may extend 10–30 m (30–100 ft) in length, with basal stems 1–10 cm (1–4 inches) in diameter. Kudzu roots are fleshy, with massive tap roots 10–20 cm (4–8 in) or more in diameter, reaching depths of up to 12 feet in older patches, and weighing as much as 180 kg. As many as thirty stems may grow from a single root crown.

Kudzu grows well under a wide range of conditions and in most soil types. Preferred habitats are forest edges, abandoned fields, roadsides, and disturbed areas, where sunlight is abundant. Kudzu grows best where winters do not drop below −15 °C (5 °F), average summer temperatures are regularly above 27 °C (80 °F), and annual rainfall is 1000 mm (40 in) or more. Less temperate areas are less susceptible to this rapidly growing vegetation.

HELL, I'm bored already! More Vanessa!



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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:49 PM
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5. How about both?
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:52 PM
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6. I'm guessing it will be BOTH, unless I hit the magic 1000 in THIS thread...


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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 11:56 PM
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7. "should I ponder the splendiferous magnificence
of Vanessa Mannillo shopping for stiletto heels?" do you even have to ponder that question? any woman with legs like that....oh to be young again...
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 12:05 AM
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8. I hear ya...
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 07:57 PM
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9. Tells us you bought the silver shoes with your 1000th post. Please!!!
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 08:52 PM
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10. I bought the silver shoes.
Vanessa's wearing them right now.

Gotta go!

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