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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 09:01 PM
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You're driving a bus...
at the first stop 15 passengers board.

At the second stop, 5 passengers exit the bus and 7 passengers board.

At the third stop, no passengers exit and 22 board.

At the fourth stop, 17 passengers exit, and 11 board.

At the fifth stop, 6 passengers exit, and 6 passengers board.

At the sixth stop, 10 passengers exit, and 1 passenger boards.



Are you ready for the question?




















What color are the bus driver's eyes?
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 09:04 PM
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1. Take your pick:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 09:06 PM
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2. Green.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 09:08 PM
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3. Oooooohhhhh.
I love green eyes.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:14 PM
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4. Eyes? How do I know the driver has two eyes?
Edited on Fri Nov-23-07 10:14 PM by Generic Brad
I only see the right side of their faces when I board a bus.;-)
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:09 PM
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12. Who is driving the bus? nt
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:25 PM
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5. Bloodshot. n/t
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:08 PM
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11. Bloodshot Brown...
is my answer.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:26 PM
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6. That's a trick question - the bus driver doesn't have eyes. -n/t
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:36 PM
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7. Remind me never to get on your bus!
Or any vehicle you're driving!

:-)
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:39 PM
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9. I don't drive buses, I've got eyes.
:eyes:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:08 PM
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10. Fine, remind me never to get on one of the buses you don't drive.
Mr "I've got eyes!"
x(
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:13 PM
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16. People need to be more discerning about their buses.
And I'm sorry for bragging about my eyes like that, but they demand a certain amount of laud.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:10 PM
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13. You've got eyes...
but, the bus driver doesn't? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:12 PM
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15. Oh, now you're making fun of the blind?! -n/t
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:17 PM
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17. I wouldn't do that....
I'm just asking for the color of the bus driver's eyes. You do know who the bus driver is, don't you?
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:22 PM
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18. Uh, yeah. I've been with bus drivers lots of times.
They drive buses and stuff. It's not my fault you can't tell when they have eyes or not.




OK, what's a bus?
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:59 AM
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19. OK, now, come on....
Read the subject line of the OP and maybe you'll figure it out.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 09:35 AM
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23. Uh...yeah. Pff, I mean, I know what a bus is.
I was just checking to see if you did. I've been on all kinds of buses with subject lines.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:39 PM
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8. I can honestly say I don't know.
Because my eyes are halfway between three colors. And not only am I not sure what to call that color... that isn't even mathmatically possible. :)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:11 PM
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14. AWESOME
yes, it's a color
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 01:01 AM
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20. More imortantly: Who the hell thought it was a good idea to let me drive a bus?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 01:03 AM
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21. A lovely Celtic green. nt
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 01:06 AM
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22. The color of her red scarf.
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