LOL. Whaddaya Do When Your Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up on "Jerry Springer"?

CO Liberal

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Tue Feb-03-04 10:53 AM
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LOL. Whaddaya Do When Your Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up on "Jerry Springer"?

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SCDem

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Tue Feb-03-04 10:56 AM
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1. Go to a clinic and get yourself tested!

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arwalden

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:00 AM
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4. That's Exactly What I Was Going To Reply With

But you beat me to it! You're as warped as I am. :hi:

-- Allen

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DS1

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Tue Feb-03-04 10:59 AM
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2. wonder why you didn't get invited to the family reunion?

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Doctor_J

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Tue Feb-03-04 10:59 AM
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3. Depends

what's the topic? If it's "Learn to live with my hairy back!!", pretend you never saw her before. If it's, "I'm rich and hot and I want my old boyfriend back!!", sieze the moment...

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davsand

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:15 AM
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5. Don't laugh--that happened to a guy my Dad knows!

He got a call from Springer's show that they were doing a show about kids out of wedlock and that they had a woman who was willing to come on claiming she'd had his kid! He remembered the woman--but had NO idea if they'd had a kid together!!!

His big question was, "Do you think I should go be on TV?" Now, I'll grant you, he's not the brightest candle in the box--but I can't imagine even considering it!!

Laura

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judge_smales

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:35 AM
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10. Also happened to me.

Fortunately I haven't seen her in a while.

And I did get tested shortly thereafter.

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BiggJawn

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:17 AM
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6. Laugh your ass off.

Unless you're in Jerry's "Green Room" waiting to be brought out....

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:19 AM
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7. Change the Channel!

Turn on the radio and listen to Rash Lambull?

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zbdent

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:20 AM
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8. Don't get suckered into attending any functions

Don't forget what happened to the guy who found out that he wasn't there for something and found out that the secret admirer was another GUY.

I think that he's in prison now, for murder.

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JitterbugPerfume

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Tue Feb-03-04 11:33 AM
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9. I think that was

The infamous Jenny Jones show

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