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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:19 PM
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Poll question: Does this sound mean? A question regarding penis pumps [NOT A SEX THREAD]
I am going to the bachelor party of a guy I'm not really that fond of in a couple of weeks. As part of the gag gifts that people are getting him a couple of my friends want to go in on a penis pump for the guy (because there is a famous story of him not being able to get it up for his fiance) and supposedly a penis pump is supposed to help with that. The thing is, I don't want to chip in if this thing has the other benefit of making his wang bigger.

I don't want him to have any better of a sex life, essentially, out of spite.

Is that mean of me?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:22 PM
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1. If he has to stick his dick in a plastic tube, you win.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:29 PM
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3. That's the optimistic way to think about it.
I just don't want the dude to be cranking away at the thing in his spare time for the next year, and then the next time I see him he'd be even more of a arrogant ass because of his newly enlarged wang.
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Basileus Basileon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:36 AM
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11. Any "enlargement" is temporary (and dangerous).
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:26 PM
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2. Your medical answer:
Nothing short of surgery will make his wang bigger.

Will it help his sex life? Only when she "has a headache".
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:33 PM
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4. Good
Now, I can chip in the money with a clear conscience.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:36 PM
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5. To be honest...a pump
Is really (as a gift) a sort of backhand as to the size of the wang. It kinda says, "hey, sorry your dick is so small, and at some point your wife is going to want performance, so here's a plastic tube and an aquarium pump to help you out, shrinky."
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:46 PM
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6. Yeah, I know.
It's supposed to be kind of a gag gift, but I don't want the damn thing to actually work for the mofo.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:56 PM
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7. I don't understand the voting in your poll, but
let it be known that a buck 'r two for a pump is like a fuck you for the chump.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:59 PM
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8. .
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Basileus Basileon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:35 AM
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9. Okay, here's the dope on penis pumps.
They will give you an erection, and a slightly but possibly visibly larger one to boot when used. However, they can also damage the penis with repeated use, and can lead to scarring, tearing, blood clots, damaged nerves, numbness, and permanent erectile dysfunction.

So if you want to ruin his sex life forever, give it to him and tell him to use it every night, and to pump it up to 110%.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:39 AM
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12. "tearing"
:scared:
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Basileus Basileon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:41 AM
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13. Rule of thumb in life:
Do not apply forces, other than those you are controlling with hand, mouth, or hips, to the penis. You are only given one.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:35 AM
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10. Ah yes...
The Pen is Mightier!

http://www.vidstogo.com/player.php?vfname=snl6a&ext=wmv
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 01:37 AM
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14. well, it seems to be a bit dangerous
The Wiki article mentions hazards like scarring and loss of sensation if a person is too enthusiastic with the pump.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

As to the moral question... well, it's not your job to improve his sex life if you don't want to. However, there's a line between not helping him to have better sex and actively ruining it for him. If you're getting it hoping he damages his unit, well, then, that's not a good thing. If it's just a joke, well then it's just a joke.

See if they make an "extra-small" penis pump just for shits and giggles. With a chamber the size of, say, a tube of Head-On. Or a Chapstick. :-)
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Basileus Basileon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 01:47 AM
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16. Apply directly to the...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 01:43 AM
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15. Shouldn't you guys be pitching in to get a hooker there?
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 01:50 AM
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17. Unforfunatly I am not able to give any kind of feedbank
as I do not want to violate any DU rules
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