Tell me why I can't eat a live gerbil?

Perseid

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:28 AM
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Tell me why I can't eat a live gerbil?

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Drunken Irishman

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:30 AM
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1. Eat it in reverse...

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Perseid

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:32 AM
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2. ewwwww

both the gerbil, and I would have to be drunken, and a little bit insane!

poor us

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Drunken Irishman

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:35 AM
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4. Jethus Chriths.

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Connonym

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:34 AM
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3. because the very sharp little nails would hurt your throat

if you don't mind a little scratching then I say gopher it (yeah, I really made that pun)

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Perseid

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:35 AM
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5. Very true!

:rofl:

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Inchworm

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:35 AM
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6. You are trained not to

:D

:hi:

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Perseid

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:36 AM
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8. oh froggle woggles

I forgot that part. dang it

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:35 AM
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7. Because guinea pigs taste better.

MORE MEAT.

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Perseid

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Mon Nov-26-07 02:38 AM
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9. but they make cute noises

and I wouldn't be able to to that. Besides, they are very furry. Hairballs in the stomach is no laughing matter

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MrScorpio

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:45 AM
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10. If you want the little rodent evacuating out of fear as it struggles down your throat...

Go for it.

I can't come up with a reason why you shouldn't

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YankeyMCC

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:54 AM
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11. Humans don't digest fur and bones very well

but as long as you kill it with the first bite or two there really isn't much reason you can't...just some risk of a little digestion trouble. ;)

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Perry Logan

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Mon Nov-26-07 08:04 AM
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12. Because it leads to the harder stuff.

Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 08:05 AM by Perry Logan

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