When you absolutely, positvely gotta have a movie bad guy, I suggest...

BRUCE PAYNE!



The sneer of his ivory whites, the glare of his baby blues, the waving of his flowing golden locks, he's got the looks that kill, along with a fangs, or a bomb, or even a big ass sword. Whether he's a high flying terrorist, a blood thirsty werewolf or a head hunting immortal, he's got the evil skills to pay the bills. Bruce IS the bad guy's bad guy.



Yeah sure, he'll come to an eventual grisly end by the movie's completion at the hands of an almost hapless goody-two-shoes. But HELL, he makes the impending doom throughout a movie worth the dime.



He's definitely not the bring-home-to-meet the parents kind of guy... Not unless you want your parents chopped up into teeny-weeny pieces.



Hair, or no hair, he's helter skelter on wheels.



If you can come up with a better bad guy (and I suggest that you try), Bruce is ready to crown him king....










Then stab his wannabe ass in the back!

...nevermind

NOPE!

Walken does crazy... but evil? Bruce would have him for lunch

he has sinister pauses. they're pure evil.

...what I have buried--under my HOUSE.

...I want a villain wot can dance and can look you in the eye and let you know: You're already dead.

i just projectile vomited all over the place.


gah. pretend evil is so much better than the real thing.