Cheney has irregular heartbeat - Democratic Underground

lost-in-nj

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Mon Nov-26-07 06:27 PM
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Cheney has irregular heartbeat

just thought you might like to know

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8T5J4NG1&show_article=1

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sniffa

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Mon Nov-26-07 06:28 PM
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1. which organ is it coming from though?

his kidneys? :shrug:

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sasquatch

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:24 PM
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13. I think it's his wallet

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SPKrazy

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Mon Nov-26-07 06:29 PM
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2. he has no heart

so how irregular can it be?

:shrug:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Nov-26-07 06:30 PM
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3. My dear lost!

You bet it's irregular!

That man is so evil he's lucky to have any heartbeat!

:grr:

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KitchenWitch

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Mon Nov-26-07 06:31 PM
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4. That's impossible, Cyborgs do not have hearts.

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Critters2

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Mon Nov-26-07 06:35 PM
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5. I suppose no heartbeat at all is about as irregular as you can get. nt

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Merrick

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:02 PM
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6. Come on, people

regardless of your opinions of the man's political policies, he's still a human being and deserves our compassion. For shame.

Just kidding. Fuck that guy.

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VenusRising

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:04 PM
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7. LMAO!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

You owe me one keyboard and you are owed one DUzy!

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sasquatch

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:07 PM
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8. LOL!!

Get this man a DUzy
:rofl:

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Lil Missy

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:09 PM
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9. He also has an unusually large asshole

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Cabcere

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:17 PM
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10. Yeah

and it also seems to double as his puppet. :scared: Not sure I want to think about that...

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Audio_Al

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:22 PM
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11. In "Fiddler on the Roof," the Czar of Russia is persecuting the Jews.

One seemingly compassionate Jewish man asks, "Rabbi, is there a blessing for the Czar?"

"Yes," says the Rabbi.

"God bless and keep the Czar....... FAR AWAY FROM US!"

Luckily, my wife and I do not believe in the power of personal prayer.

But you have to have feelings for the guy....... or not.

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Audio_Al

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Mon Nov-26-07 07:24 PM
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12. Anybody want to conjecture who Bush would select to succeed Cheney...

Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 07:25 PM by Audio_Al

IF CHENEY'S HEART ACTUALLY STOPPED?

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