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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:30 PM
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Need help from clever DU'ers
Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 09:32 PM by oldtime dfl_er
So I'm working on a holiday card, and I need suggestions for the "sentiment" on the inside. It's this design:

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby.192900230

and I'm very happy with the front of it. Note it says "A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM YOUR PRESIDENT". But I'm not in love with the message I've put on the inside. I'll happily change the inside picture too if someone can come up with something clever!!

Ideas?
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 10:02 PM
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1. How about. . .
"Merry Easter"

???
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 10:06 PM
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2. I was thinking of...
"Good luck putting food on your family this holiday season" or "Bah humbug, you still have another year of me!"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 10:09 PM
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3. Mery Krissmas! Its ben a good yere - the pie is hi-er, our children is learnin',
and evree-one has food on there famly!!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 10:10 PM
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4. our tree still has a dead hippie hugging it
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 10:20 PM
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5. "My mommy says I wrote this!"
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:03 AM
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6. I can only think of one for "A Holiday Message from your Vice President"
"Go F#$k Yourself."

But if I must, "A holiday message from your president"
"Can you help me find my mommy?"
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:08 AM
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8. LOL!
done in that little kids style of printing, with the Rs backwards?
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:07 AM
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7. I still gots a job. Duz you?
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:09 AM
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10. How about
"Thanks fer makin' me and Unca Dick rich"
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:09 AM
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9. 'Buy stuff'
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:15 AM
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11. mine would have a picture of Al Gore inside.
You did say it was my president

:D
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 08:37 AM
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15. oh man I like that one
thanks- Im gonna do that one
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Diamond Dave Donating Member (252 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:16 AM
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12. Und Gesund Neu Jahr
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 06:58 AM
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13. How about changing the inside
to the nose-picking picture with the caption "I haven't picked out your gift yet!"
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 08:37 AM
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16. LOL
I may do that one as well!
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 08:00 AM
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14. Just put the picture of him flipping the bird on the inside.
Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 08:00 AM by Perry Logan
I always thought that said it all.
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 08:37 AM
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17. good one
:7
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 08:40 AM
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18. I wuz gonna wiz ya Mary Krissmiss but who cairs bout ya. n/t
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