Most. Witless. Bumpersticker. EVER. - Democratic Underground

HughBeaumont

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Tue Nov-27-07 09:50 AM
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Most. Witless. Bumpersticker. EVER.

Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 09:51 AM by HughBeaumont

Seen next to a Bush/Cheney 04 sticker . . . are there still people proud to display these?

REPUBLICANS BRAKE FOR ELEPHANTS

Uh . . . yyyyyyyyyyeah. I bow to that superior wit there . . .

And I'm positive if there were ever a 1 in a billion chance that an elephant shows up in Bay Village, Ohio, everyone from Democrats to small children on bikes would probably brake for it, too.

:wow: :wtf:

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Tue Nov-27-07 10:38 AM
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1. its not just witless its nonsensical?

what does that even mean?

do republicans not brake for old people and children crossing streets?

huh what?

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Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Nov-27-07 10:40 AM
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2. Democrats speed up for asses

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HughBeaumont

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Tue Nov-27-07 10:50 AM
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3. Especially me.

:evilgrin:

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EstimatedProphet

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Tue Nov-27-07 11:20 AM
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4. That sounds like it's written by Republicans R Us

Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 11:20 AM by EstimatedProphet

the kind of goofups that that think Republican is in itself a compliment. They probably sit around having pull-my-finger parties.

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Rambis

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Tue Nov-27-07 11:42 AM
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5. You didn't know that man?

"George Washington was in a cult and that cult was into aliens man! "Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green
too!"-

Slater!

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HughBeaumont

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Tue Nov-27-07 12:55 PM
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8. "Behind every good man there is a woman,

. .. and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

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redqueen

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Tue Nov-27-07 11:47 AM
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6. "witless" and "republican"

Those words just naturally go together, don't they?

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krispos42

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Tue Nov-27-07 11:49 AM
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7. Wow, I didn't know you could have negative amounts of wit

That's just...

:wow:

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HughBeaumont

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Tue Nov-27-07 12:58 PM
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9. Republicanism is the black hole where all wit and humor gets shredded into sub-atomic particles.

Once again, they should leave the funny to us, because they're so bad at it.

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