Transvestites attack Memphis McDonald's

:wow:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313106,00.html

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A troublesome trio of transvestites allegedly laid siege to a Memphis McDonald's restaurant Sunday night, sparking a brawl with the restaurant's crew, according to reports.

Police said they were working on a more detailed description of three men dressed in drag who came into a McDonald's restaurant and started swinging.

Restaurant employee Martez Brisco was working the drive-through window when he reportedly got into an argument with the suspects. When Brisco ignored them tapping at the window, they came in.

"They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser."

Click here to read the WMC-TV.com report.

The transvestites allegedly struck the manager with a tire iron, and when he swung back, the drag queens took off their stiletto boots, removed their earrings and prepared to attack. The manager, Albert Bolton, was covered with scratch marks after suspects clawed him with their fingernails.

Bolton grabbed a pot of scalding french-fry grease and hurled it at his attackers. One of the cross-dressers then smacked Bolton with a wet floor sign, sending him to the hospital in an ambulance, WMC-TV reported.

Before driving off, the three attackers smashed the drive-through window.

I'd beat him over the nose with a tire iron for that abuse of English, too.

n/t

Typewriters and monkeys
Tranvestites and bible Belt McDonald's

"CAUTION! WET FLOOR(and angry transvestites)"

I'm sure there's a better joke in there somewhere.

What's that in the road, ahead?

:rofl: I love that movie!

"I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask to be made to jump through all kinds of hoops like some circus poodle? No, I don't think so! And do I want to go to jail because of some lady cop killer? No, I don't think so! So when we get to the next town, I'm gonna take the first man I find and ride him all the way to New York City, and away from you two puckered up stuck up puntas, because this trip sucks, it SUCKS!"

and let them release that footage... please please please!

Truth be told I smell frat stunt at work here

Gawd it sounds magnificient.

Okay not video OF the attack but the "trans-perps" :eyes: have been caught
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7176620

They "removed their earrings and prepared to attack"?

:wtf:

By "prepared to attack"" do they mean that in the sense the Power Rangers prepare to attack? That would be by throwing some Kung-Fu moves and posing menacingly?

(am I confusing Power Rangers with the Super Friends twins now?)

Just like on Sailor Moon.

I hope none of them were seriously hurt.

"One of the cross-dressers then smacked Bolton with a wet floor sign, sending him to the hospital in an ambulance, WMC-TV reported."

I'd pay good money to see the smack upside the head with the wet floor sign.

:rofl:

"the drag queens took off their stiletto boots, removed their earrings and prepared to attack."

Are you sure this wasn't a Mad TV sketch?

I can just see them going, "Oh no you dint!"

And if that is the case I can't say that I blame them. I really hope we get to hear their side of the story. Actually, I'd like to see them on Oprah. :)

..and yes, I have been to NY and LA also.
I was there in ...let's see...97, I think. Saw at least 23 that week, at various places. That's a lot for me to notice.
No offense to TVs, NYers or LAers, please, just making an observation.

Nope just your typical tranny beating up innocent people. Move along now folks them evil trannys are safely behind bars. :sarcasm:

they were either hassled or refused service, and they got fed up.
If the story gets enough press, which I hope it does, they can go on the talk shows and tell their story. They deserve at least that. Chris Crocker had his 15 minutes of fame, and all he did was cry. These ladies whooped some ass, it's the least the media can do to get their side of it.

they deserve to go to jail, not to get a free pass on the talk show circuit.

of course. :)
Kind of interesting though, 'bashees' bash back.

First they came in and attacked with a tire iron. Then they prepared to attack by taking off their boots, etc.

I can't tell who started the shouting match nor who took the first swing. But so far all I am reading is a one sided account of they (them evil trannies) just came in here and started swinging. Granted taking a tire iron into the store with them was looking for trouble. But that doesn't make everyone else involved choir boys.