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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:51 PM
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How do you have sex with a Danish?
Danish Train Riders Shiver as Couple Have Sex in Waiting Room


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313170,00.html

Passengers at a Danish train station just south of Copenhagen were left to shiver with cold as a 30-something pair had sex in the waiting room, the Courier Mail reports.

Click here to read the full story in the Courier Mail.

"We don't know if it's due to the glacial weather this morning or to unbridled passion, but a couple did not hesitate in having sexual relations in a waiting room at the Koge train station," police spokesman Carsten Andersen said.

The two were not charged with indecency as the act was performed with clothes on, police said.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:53 PM
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1. Danish? I Thought That's What Donuts Were For
:shrug:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:23 AM
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37. Only if they're rolling...
nt
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:53 PM
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2. A better question is this...
how do you have sex with your clothes on?

:shrug:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:54 PM
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3. Or, Is A Donut Just A Consummated Danish?
:shrug:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:58 PM
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5. these are important questions
that we need to find answers to.
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:01 PM
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32. Cream filled?

Sorry, had to be asked.

:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:01 PM
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8. That's why we have google
Trust me its out there
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:05 PM
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34. WTF
do you put in google?????????


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:03 PM
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33. Thats what I'm saying
and if they had their clothes on why was everyone outside...????

lost
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:56 PM
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4. Here's how:
Step 1: remove Danish from bag
Step 2: fuck it


I like raspberry.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:59 PM
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6. thanks a lot...
now people are looking at me funny due to the outburst of laughter I had after reading your post.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:02 PM
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10. This explains the case at 7-11
that extra step really slows 'em down


well enough to get them on the security cam
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:00 PM
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7. Patient lot, them Danish passengers.
I don't like the cold. I'd be pounding on the door yelling, "Hey you! Stop fucking around in there!"
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:01 PM
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9. you can do a Danish, but you should remove all raisins first
and make sure any sugar frosting has cooled completely
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:15 PM
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12. LOL
I have to respond to this because you clearly put a LOT of thought into it
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:36 PM
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16. and practice
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:04 PM
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11. First, take the danish out for a romantic, candlelit dinner.
Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 02:05 PM by Feles Mala
Then just "happen" to pass by a train station on your walk home...

You'll be arriving in Twat City before you know it...
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:20 PM
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13. "not charged with indecency as the act was performed with clothes on"
yet another way they are more advanced than we are.

People here have to register as sex offenders if they pee on the side of a building (not that I am saying public urination is a good thing, just that it is not really the same).
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:27 PM
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14. They should have held up signs..
6.7, 7.2, 8.3, etc.

or offered advice...

"Hold her leg up higher! Higher! No, the other one! THE OTHER ONE!!! And go easy on the nipple! It's not a radio knob!"

:evilgrin:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:27 PM
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15. I'm not gonna freeze ...
I'm not gonna let some couple fucking in a public place stop me from being warm.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:37 PM
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17. "what about the cream filling?"
never mind....
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:40 PM
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18. *snort* LOL
Use a napkin?

:hide:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:40 PM
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19. This thread is worthless without pictures! eom
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:41 PM
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21. Here ya go...
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:25 PM
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26. Whoa, that is one sweet lookin' Danish
With a sweet blonde companion, to boot.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:08 AM
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35. The actual picture used for the Courier Mail article
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5772616,00.jpg
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:18 AM
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38. They were using electric devices too?
Wow.

:blush:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:41 PM
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20. with your clothes on of course
:silly:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:42 PM
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22. And here I was really looking forward to learning something new.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:06 PM
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23. Like how to make a Danish?
:P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PM
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24. Yeah, that's it.
:blush:
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:20 PM
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25. "the act was performed with clothes on, police said."
No one got even a glimpse of Mr. Willie?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:26 PM
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27. If it was Danish, it would be a
"Herr Willie"
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:29 PM
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29. or perhaps "Herr Wilhelm"
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:26 PM
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28. your cut a hole out of it
and call it a donut.
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silvershadow Donating Member (321 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:59 PM
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30. Is it a cream cheese danish?
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:43 AM
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36. Hopefully not cherry
it should be more special that *that*
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:00 PM
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31. Amateurs
Norwegians do it in the snow in the nude.
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