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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 01:54 PM
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Charmin ultra-strong
Thank god... it's about time my anus faced a challenge.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:02 PM
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1. your bf is going to be unhappy about this post
why would you insult him in this manner?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:27 PM
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2. LOL!
:thumbsup:

But you assume too much.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:29 PM
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3. lol, yes i do.
:P
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 02:56 PM
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4. Just don't squeeze it.
Love,

Mr. Whipple
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:00 PM
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5. That should be their new trademarked motto.
Photoshoppers?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:06 PM
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6. Perhaps you need to back away from the double-reacharound -backhand-secret-assfuck trick
Seriously - I love that quote. It's made me laugh all day
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:24 PM
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7. My wiping skills
are entirely separate from my whatever-I-typed-last-night-in-a-stoned-stupor.


Now can you please explain why I would need my toilet paper to be "ultra-strong"?

I mean, I don't want WEAK toilet paper... but sufficiently strong is good enough. But Ultra-strong? I'm afraid it's gonna fight back.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:30 PM
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8. I will say this about the strength of TP
My mother claims that some of that uber-strong stuff can back up your septic system, and you don't want that to happen.

And trust me, whatever my mother says is the absolute truth - at least in her world. And people wonder why I'm so fucked up at times
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 03:46 PM
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9. Well, your mother's an odd duck indeed
please ask her to stop calling me.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:07 PM
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10. Well - she said if you were nice to me she'd stop
SO BE NICE TO ME
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:08 PM
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11. choices.. choices....
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:10 PM
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12. Don't make my mom kick your ass
and she will!
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