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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning
and welcome to Wal-Mart Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell
no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the h*ll
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the
greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
:rofl: :hi:
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