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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:17 PM
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Do You Remember LAND SHARK!!!!!
From SNL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landshark

Woman: Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: What?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: Plumber, ma'am.
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot. Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Voice: I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay.


The "Land Shark attack" scenes are intermixed with other scenes directly spoofing Jaws, featuring Dan Aykroyd as Sheriff Brody and the aforementioned John Belushi playing Matt Hooper.

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Holy shit those were the days!!!

SNL was actually FUNNY!!!!

Belushi, Murray, Akroyd, Curtain, Martin, hell, they were all funny

and aside from Belushi who is dead :(

They've all had good careers in comedy!!!

:patriot:

I salute the Not Ready For Prime Time Players!!!!
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:20 PM
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1. Awesome they were
The muppets they had on there were great too. They were actually by Jim Henson.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:21 PM
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3. I kinda remember that too
kinda in a hazy way :smoke:

:rofl:
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poiuytsister Donating Member (591 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:21 PM
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2. And the late great Radner
She could do anything
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:22 PM
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5. OMG you are right
she was awesome

and Gene Wilder loved her so much

Now there is a Gilda Radner foundation for research of Ovarian Cancer... gave me a lot of info when my mother was first diagnosed with it.

:hi:

Gilda! RIP :yourock:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:56 PM
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17. Nevermind....
How about this duzy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0SVmQMPaLMQ&feature=related

"snatch" :rofl:
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:22 PM
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4. Land Shark sketches were the best!
I miss the old SNL.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:23 PM
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6. Knock Knock...
who's there

candygram

I didn't order a candygram
uh, flowers..

:spray:

:rofl

i also remember the "buzzing off" bees :rofl:
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:25 PM
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7. The Scotch Tape Store
:spray: :rofl:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:29 PM
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8. let us not forget the Samuri Delicatessan, and Roseanne Rosanadanna nt
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:39 PM
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10. oh yeah Samurai butcher!
:rofl:

Roseanne Rosannadanna

:rofl: :rofl:

great moments in comedy

pioneers
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:31 PM
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9. Bass-O-Matic 76
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:41 PM
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11. i don't remember that one
or not off the top of my head

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a-sTX7Wd7PM
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:47 PM
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12. OMG "That's good bass!"
Akroyd the shuckster.

Jane, you ignorant slut! :rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:48 PM
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13. Little Chocolate donuts..... breakfast of Champions
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:49 PM
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14. LOL
:hi:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:55 PM
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15. I'm just sitting here remembering.... Finda the Pope ina da Pizza!
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:55 PM
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16. Good!
glad to stir up some good memories

:hi:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:08 PM
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18. And then the SPIN-OFFS!
Animal House, Fletch, Meatballs. Good times, except that we were in junior high... :crazy:
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:54 PM
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19. I actually had a landshark moment earlier this evening
a knock at the door.....I knew it was husband....I asked "who is it"....he said candygram.....I said I don't eat candy...who is it? He said....landshark...SNL was funny back then...the samuri deli was the funniest of all
Carly
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:37 PM
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22. how funny
maybe i caught your vibes or something? :shrug:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:10 PM
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20. "Never mind"




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bitch
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:38 PM
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23. those were great
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:35 PM
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21. Here is a video
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2802070
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:42 PM
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24. Irwin Mainway - unsafe Halloween costumes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Bpk5vixuY
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 02:33 AM
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25. "The Final Days" sketch
Nixon (to a painting of Abraham Lincoln): "You were lucky. They SHOT you."

"And you, Kennedy, you always looked so good. Having sex with women in the White House! You'd never catch Dick Nixon having sex in the White House!."
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 03:09 AM
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26. The Adventures of Miles Cowperthwaite
From 1979 with guest host Michael Palin.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78rcowperthwaite.phtml
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 05:16 AM
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27. The original "CandyGram" is the sound effect I set my Email
to play when I get new mail...at work...it is fun for all!
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 05:19 AM
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28. My all time fav from SNL the classic years?
Norge repair man at the Lupner's.

That skit and the Chris Farley Chippendale's skit are the two funniest ever, IMO.

"What in the hell is that" ranks up there too...Steve Martin at his finest.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 08:36 AM
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29. I do that to my boss sometimes
(knock knock)

Him: yes?

Me: Candygram.....
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 11:08 AM
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30. DH and I mutter "Candygram", "Land Shark" on a regular basis
And also "Hold on, you two--it's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"
:rofl:
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