How to get a bicycle....

There was this little boy whose parents had been divorced for about 8 or 9 months. One night, he wakes up and has to use the bathroom. On his way to the bathroom he heard a strange noise coming from his mom's room. He quietly peeked in the door, and there was mom laying in the bed, rubbing herself all over and moaning "I need a mannnn.... I need a MANNNN". This happened a few times after that, and the boy just thought mom was losing it because of the divorce. This went on for several nights before, one night, the boys wakes up and hears a different sound coming from mom's room. He quietly peeked in and... DAMN! Mom was in there with a MAN! The boy hurried off to the bathroom and when he was done he RAN and jumped into his bed and started rubbing himself all over his body moaning "I need a bikeeeeee.... I need a BIKEEEEEEEEE...."


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I'm passing that one along to my cycling friend, who's also a single mom. :evilgrin:

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If only that really worked! :P

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