Post here and I will give you a present!!!

We haven't done this in a while. So line up, peeps! :bounce:

bouncy bouncy!

:applause:

Nothin' says "Monday" like a brand new Alphorn! :*

:P

How are you, gf? :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

I'm glad you showed up early, because I've been saving this present just for you: The Official DU GD Smoking Threads Commemorative Ashtray!!!!!!! :loveya:

You know what I like!

:rofl:

After all, he's off 48 weeks out of the year,and he's flame-retardant!

:rofl:

Here's your present, anyway: the original Stretch Armstrong*.



*Don't make the mistake my little brother made. The gooey stuff inside Stretch is NOT molasses!

But I have some tortilla chips so I might live.

I won't list them here.

How about some footie pajamas???? They have a drop-seat, AND you can personalize them! :bounce:

With love,

Heidi

way cool!

what would it say?

"Spank me!" :P

:spank:

you rock!

:rofl:

Tanks. (Benadryl.)

You can haz a presen!!!! Here is a painting by one of my favorite artists, Cole Morgan! :hug:

...Yes, I would very much appreciate a good present!

Thank you in advance.

Sincerely,
Robeson

a zoot suit! I have never met a man whose appearance wasn't improved by a zoot suit and two-tone shoes. :swoon:

....

*thud*

...I think I'll try to keep it, until age takes it away...;-)

(sneaks in for 2 presents)

:rofl:

and what can they teach me in one lesson unless they are wearing this...



:yoiks:

*enters trepidatiously, making up words along the way*



:scared:

A ride along the coast! :hug:

Here is your 1959 Cadillac Eldorado, Oedi!

And it's even CHAMPAGNE!!! :bounce: :woohoo:


Thangya. Thangya verra mush. :hug:

new baby. Right? :)

These should come in handy in that forum (and the Lounge, too.) :rofl:

I don't often like to wade into the shit but if I get mad enough I'm just as likely as not to dive in head first. I'm Irish, I've got red hair and I've got the temper to prove it.

:hi:

I'm giving you a year's supply of one of my favorite fun things in the world: wax lips!!!! :bounce:

:hug:

thanks! :hug:

:hug:

Oh, do I ever have a present for you, my friend!

:hug:

and george likes mo presents!!!1!!11!one!1111

:rofl:

This ought to have your living quarters lookin' spiffy. :7

sahweet!

dawgs!

:yoiks:

But you prolly knew that, huh? :hug: :hug: :hug:

Y'know I've seen 'em seven or eight times and interviewed two of 'em? :P

:P

an evening with Mojo Nixon!!! :7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtGb0lQovZU

:rofl:

Thanks!

Here's an interview I did with him in 1996. :7

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3230486&mesg_id=3235480

Heidi: Have you run into trouble with that?

Mojo: No, not really. Um, I say so much junk and I say so much crap that people, ya know, even though they might disagree with something I say, earlier, they'll agree with the next thing I say.

Mojo's the man! :thumbsup:

Here's a line from a song you never heard (dedicated to my ex-wife)...

TM "You do your dance, you want my pants - but I won't take'm off

You already took my shirt & I've taken quite enough..."

It sorta reminds me of Mojo's memorable song, "The Poontango." :rofl: :spray:

TM I used to miss you, before I was gone...

penned these words about his ex-wife:

"She took my truck."

:rofl:

:P

I love presents. Especially from you

:loveya:

I stand up and my pants fall down to my ankles. I guess that's a good problem, though.

on how fashionable your underwear is. :rofl: :spray:

Men's fashion shopping spree for you, my friend. :hug:

Imagine dat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0

More presents!

:applause:

:woohoo:

:hug:

A revered Texas landmark, second to the Orange Show.

and I'm waiting for a HUGH SURPRISE!!11!1

Is there anything that inspires a good week like clown shoes???? I think NOT! Here ya go! :hug:

:+

Thank you, Heidi!!!:pals:

Because I Am Graduating College. In other words I need mine in 10's and 20's!

Here's 8,000 Swiss francs! (You didn't specify dollars! :P )

Thank you!:evilgrin:

Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Heidi baby, just slip a present under the tree, for me
Been an awful good boy
Heidi baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Heidi baby, a O8 Jaguar will do, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Heidi baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the Ladies that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Heidi baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Heidi baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Heidi honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Heidi baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Heidi cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Heidi cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Heidi baby, forgot to mention one little thing,you rock!
I mean allot,
Heidi baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kzd6oCP3FKk
What do i get?

I contribute the patented Borat Body Thong to your babe-magnitude! :hug: :loveya:

You did get extra small didn't you?
:hide: :silly:

Because size XS shows more skin (and stuff). :evilgrin:

will need an all-terrain Segway! :bounce:

Thank you

you already are! :pals:

There's really not that much competition. Someone that knows Robert Plant used to live behind me but he moved away.

Tina Turner lives in Switzerland. That's about as exciting as things get around here, and my most recent brush with fame. :rofl:

What a sweet kitty! Very, very lounge-esque mood he's in! :rofl:

Here's your gift: a year's supply of mood rings for you and all your friends! :hug:

Allow me to present you with your own private beach! :hug: :loveya:

You + Me = Skinny-Dippin'!!!!:evilgrin:

I'll have to get skinnier before that ever happens! :rofl: :spray:

Marti Maguire of the Dixie Chicks

I've been pretty good this year.

Here's your gift: all of the Swiss chocolate your tummy and palate can handle! :pals:

Thank you so much. Here have some.

There's no time like the present.

I give you an appointment to get dreads, and a year's supply of Knotty Boy dreadlock care products! :hi:

http://www.knottyboy.com/

For if I'm ever brave enough to try it...
:scared:

:P

*edit* Watched the video... huh. Never really understood what 'back combing' was until now... :)

And I _could_ for the half of my career that is making art. However, I don't think they'd be well-accepted by my husband's consulting clients, for whom I work the _other_ half of my career. :scared:

Hopefully you'll be free enough to do what you want in the near future.

the ultra-cool graphic artist named Davide, tells me that a good dose of dreadlocks on a redheaded woman is what ever corporate boardroom needs. :rofl: :spray:

:hi:

Thanks in advance.

and I think you deserve a spa weekend! :hug:

Sweet.

:loveya:

:hug:

A four-day weekend for you and Doug at the Eden Roc, just across the lake from us. :hug: :loveya:

http://www.edenroc.ch/en/

Your view (you can see our village!):

Seriously, that is beautiful. Doug and I would be honored to spend a 4 day weekend there...and of course we'd visit you and CMW. :-)

Thank you.

:loveya:

And :hug: to you and CMW.

I'm in. :hug:

Have I got a gift for you!!!! Household help, a party planner and catering for your upcoming party! :hug: :loveya:

:hug:

:)

Someone to take away some of the stress of doing everything. :)

B-)

Congratuations your recent milestone (physician's assistant-related)!!!

For you, and your love of literature: a tour of Oxford! :bounce:

Thanks, babe! B-)

You have presents?

:rofl:

Inchworm Pablo!

You strike me as someone who could use a timeout! So that's what yer gettin'! :rofl: :spray:

Are they wired to blow? OMG... run away! run away!

:P

:)

What kind of gift would you imagine for me? :P

Because it's gettin' cold and it's difficult to get around, I give you this luxurious home office! (Ya might want to do somethin' different with those drapes, though.) :hug: :hug:

Yes, the drapes need to go, but I hope I've got staff to take care of that. :P

Yay! I'd love to have a home office like that. :hug:

I'd like for live to be less difficult for you. You're a light in the world. :hug:

non-turbo-machinery motif please. Pretty Please?

Raclette! It's what's for dinner! :bounce:

Thanks!

Now if I can just get this labyrinth seal off my ankle....

:)

CMW wants a D200, too. :bounce:

I've wanted to try a Nikon for a while, to see if they're all they are cracked up to be... care to pose? That would be the REAL present! ;)

I'm posin' as smart and funny. :rofl: :spray:

Nice to see you, friend! :hug: :hug:

P.S. We lovelovelove our Nikon D50, and we consider it a real steal, because CMW already had a bunch of Nikkor lenses for his regular, older Nikon bodies, so they can be used (manually) on the D50. :)

At this point, I may have more invested in my lenses than I do in my car... but none of them fit a Nikon. At least the one you gave me came with a lens so I can test it out.

Poser!

G :hug:

:-)

Since you're a writer, AspieGrrl, I give you a Montblanc Meisterstuck fountain pen, just like mine. :pals:

:hug:

:P



:hi:

This is the car I hope to buy in the spring. Isn't it _cute_? (Safe, too!) And you can park it just about _anywhere_! :bounce:

Yay!!!! :bounce:

In Europe's five-star rating system, the smart gets a three. But amusement park rides, while occasionally inspected, are far too many for effective regulation, I've heard. :hi:

I'd appreciate a present!

:bounce:

I give you a one-woman show at the Arcadia Gallery in New York City. :hug:

http://www.arcadiafinearts.com/home.html

Thank you!

:yourock:

:closed:

I need a present.

I give you round-trip, all-expenses-paid trips to the Ascona Jazz Festival (just across the lake from us) and the Montreux Jazz Festival! :hug:

http://www.jazzascona.org/
http://www.montreuxjazz.com/news/index_fr.aspx

And extra hugs to pass on to our mutual friends! :hug: :hug:


Montreux


Ascona

And you opened up after hours just for ME? I feel like, like.....Oprah! :rofl:

Will pass your hugs along to our buddies...

:bounce:

( :P ) you get a giant slinky! :bounce:

Enjoy!

Thanks, Heidi! :bounce:

Ta-Da!!!!!!!!



and to start you on your new adventure....







:loveya::hug:

I'll let you know in a couple of weeks whether that most coveted gift arrives! :rofl:

And here, for you, is something extra special! WORLD PEACE! Whirled peas!!! Peas With the Word Peace in Them!!!!

Just what I always wanted!!!! :rofl:

How are you guys?

(can I brown-nose or what?)


:hi:



on second thought, some glowein would be welcome. mmmm.

:hi: friend! I miss you! :hug:

something about Christmas in Europe always makes me envious.


How are you guys? What's new?

I lovelovelove your username, and in honor of this, I give you a copy of one of my favorite books, EVAH! :hug:

:loveya:

:) :hi:

I give you a whole buncha hugs AND a spiffy new kayak! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Thanks a bunch!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :D

in your bag for me?

I know Houston's a long way from Denver, but I give you a shopping spree at one of my favorite bookstores in the world: The Tattered Cover, lower downtown Denver! :hug:

My brother lives in Dolores CO., I'll have an excuse to go to the mountains (that I love) and do my fav thing-peruse a book store. Say, I'm not too good with art work but let me offer you a trip to my fav city and fav book store. Merry Christmas and Feliz Navidad :hug:

Bookpeople in Austin Texas

http://www.bookpeople.com/

Here's one for you...

a Stradivarius. Enjoy! :hug:

:nopity:

Thanks!

:cry:

:hug: :*

I give you up-close-and-personal time with one of my favorite American artists, the great Chuck Close. :)

Off to sleep I go! More presents :rofl:

Those salsa lessons sure paid off!



G'night, This thread shall live on!

:hug:

:rofl: :spray:

Here's your gift --> :spank:

Are there going to be any cool presents left? Or am I going to be stuck with a Fred Thompson action figure?

Tesla coil suit, and I'm giving it to you! How's _that_ for a cool gift? :)

Enjoy! :hug:

Look! Up in the sky! It's TeslaMan!
Or Tesla-DuStrange...

Well, I'll work on the name. Thanks for the suit!

that can compete with being married to the DU woman with the most beautiful smile, but I'll try! ;)

Here is your very own beer vending machine. You can charge your friends, but you get your beer for free. :toast:

:D

flash that beautiful smile?

How about . . . a contract to write screenplay for the director of your choice? :hug:

:hug:

So I'll give you this: the Cintiq of your dreams. Enjoy! :hug:

through beautiful Honor Heights Park! :P Not really. I grew up around there and still have fond memories of the gorgeous azaleas. :hi:

Here's your gift: a moonlight stroll in the city of your choice along the Swiss "Riviera"! :pals:

http://www.swiss-riviera.com/

:cry:

Because you're my sistah in creativity, I give you a personal performance by the Blue Man Group! :bounce:

And hugs! Jillions of hugs! :loveya: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:bounce: :hug: :loveya: :yourock:

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