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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:03 PM
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I just grabbed my cell phone thinking it was my mouse
Couldn't figure out why the cursor wasn't moving. And the really funny thing is that I'm using my laptop and I don't HAVE a mouse. :rofl:

:dunce:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:04 PM
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1. What's your number?
I wanna call you and see if you answer the iron.

:P
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:06 PM
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3. I'm nowhere near an iron
But I might answer a saltshaker. :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:10 PM
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6. Hey, as long as you hold it right-side up
Cuz if you spill salt on your shoulder, birds will nest there.









No, wait...



Or is it "Starve a phone, salt pork shoulder"?



:shrug:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:11 PM
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7. No, no, no
You throw salt pork over your left shoulder when someone moons you.





I think.... :P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:15 PM
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8. No, I got it
"Put your shoulder to the phone and pork the iron mouse."







Yeah, that's it. :thumbsup:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:06 PM
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2. That's nothing. I called Hypnotoad Retrolounge.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:07 PM
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4. Well, they are both handsome and articulate
And their names both have 3 syllables. :think:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 09:09 PM
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5. Exactly. You can understand my confusion. nt
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