This is NOT a Smoking Lounge, Library, or Telephone Booth.

Do your business and leave. Other people are waiting.

Landlord: Hi Ohio, did someone from your office put a sign in the Mens Room?

Me: I did. The ones you put up did no good. People were still smoking, reading, and on cell phones in the stalls while others waited.

Landlord: Another tenant called to complain. He said he found it insulting.

Me: Tell him if he really wants to be insulted give me a call.

Landlord: I don't think that would be good for anyone. Before putting up signs in the future, give me a call.

Me: Has anyone complained about the one in the Womens Room?

Landlord: You didn't?

Me: No,....I didn't.

Landlord: Please just call me next time.

Me: Okay. Bye.