Would You hit it?

:rofl:

What's THAT? A RealDoll?:rofl: See, I KNEW I loved you!!

:loveya:

*yes, it most certainly is*

a total perv. :evilgrin:

:loveya:

Guess what? I saw in the FAQ's quoted earlier people have been asking for automated models. :o

Wow...

Is that her thigh starting right after her shirt?

It's actually a "RealDoll", which is my way of siphoning inspiration from the Lounge, all this "I'd hit this" and "blowup doll that".

:D

How does she have the stamina to stand on two legs anyway?

The website I got'er from says the silicone won't stand up by itself.;)

Nah. Probably not...

If yes, then I'd buy her a very large meal beforehand. B-)

"Lars and the Real Girl". Opens on the 15th. It's about a guy who begins to confuse his affection for a sex toy with real love for a real woman. I've heard both reviews, good and bad. How are ya, my dear?:D

I mean, not EVER! B-)

:hi: Sugar Smack! Anyone ever tell you you're prettier than a doll?






...okay, that came out wrong...it was meant to be a compliment, not a come-on... :blush::hide:

And as far as I know, you have human male innards. :* And thank you!

Just WHO has been showing you my innards? :crazy:





I don't have any polyps, do I?

:)

:D Neither do I.

twice, in answer to your question

:rofl: :loveya:

I'd break it in two.

:puke:



Bah! Rex snap like twig!

That's pretty impressive! B-) And you're not that. 400 pounds, I mean.

to include that statistic?

I mean, is that a sustained 400 pounds, or... :shrug:









I don't think I wanna know, though. :scared:

I won't post the "letters from satisfied customers".;)

Happy customer from PA, Sept.07'

I have to admit we weren't prepared for what we saw when we opened the door-she is absolutely stunning. Even through the plastic liner, we knew we had made the right decision contacting you.

Everyone followed our requests exactly, and she is more beautiful than we could have imagined, truly a work of art. Every detail-her lingerie, makeup, the entire delivery presentation, was perfect. She photographs beautifully (we've taken many photos already), and we couldn't be more pleased.

Thanks for your outstanding customer service-we appreciate all that both of you have done over the past few months, and we look forward to doing business with Abyss in the future.

Anonymous


Stephanie, Realdoll 3583, arrived just a few days ago. She arrived very finely and quite solidly packed. When I opened the crate, I found she had been dressed in a red bra and panty "santa outfit" holding a rose; a very nice touch considering her early december delivery. I remember wondering how much likeness she would have to the configurator I used on the site. May I say she looked even better; all the choices where very sound. The artwork and realistic look is immaculate!
Anonymous


I received my doll today and I don't find my words to describe her beauty. She's just wonderful !!!!! I love her so much! I get an instant erection every time I touch her, that's amazing, there's no stress to have with her. It's so relaxing and exciting me, that's a great way to calm down after a day of work and a hour of car driving in the traffic. Thanks so much for this beauty, job well done and very fast shipping, 3 days and it reached me in Québec. Wonderful product and skillful artisan are working on these dolls. AAA+++ dolls and it worth much more than money for me. Keep on innovating these dolls, I'm gonna buy another in a couple of years!
Jean from Québec


Stephanie, Realdoll 3583, arrived just a few days ago. She arrived very finely and quite solidly packed. When I opened the crate, I found she had been dressed in a red bra and panty "santa outfit" holding a rose; a very nice touch considering her early december delivery. I remember wondering how much likeness she would have to the configurator I used on the site. May I say she looked even better; all the choices where very sound. The artwork and realistic look is immaculate!
Anonymous


Charlie arrived on Thursday, 10/12/2006 at 3:15 PM soft and sound in my home. I like very much his nice face, it looks much better as on the pictures in the internet. And his lovely backside ... I am really very happy with this male doll. Thanks to all at Abyss Creations for this ‘Wonderboy’.
Charlie's Fan in the heart of Europe'


I just wanted to let you know that my RealDoll arrived on Friday August
4, 2006. I am amazed how perfect she is. A majestic work of of art!!
Amazing detail just like I expected!!
Anonymous

Dear Friends at Abyss Creations

Just to let you know, Mona (as she will henceforth be known) arrived in good order this afternoon (29/6). She will make her debut in figure drawing class next tuesday.

She is truly a work of art in herself, and I would like to extend my appreciation and sincere thanks to all at Abyss Creations for a first class product and your friendly and efficient service throughout the whole process.

The flower was a nice touch too.

Many thanks and best wishes
B.M. from Australia

I got my RealDoll #3360 home 8 days ago (right on schedule & save and sound). I was surprised when I open the crate ...She is just "WHOA" beautiful.. I have never seen anything like her. This is a fantastic piece of art. Everything is better than expected. At the time I create my doll on your homepage I don't know how she looks after creation, but I can see all my choices comes up to be the most beautiful girl I ever seen.. Thanks to your big artist.. I will like to thank you all Boys and girls at Abyss Creations for fantastic work of art and service during time my Doll been made ..and if I need anything I will contact you . Keep up the good work
Anonymous, Denmark

My RealDoll, number 3318, arrived today, as scheduled. And she is perfect. Thank you so much for your care and attention to all of the details. I am an artist, myself, and I'm glad to have a magnificent piece of artwork such as this in my home :) I would especially like to thank your makeup artist, who did a fantastic job, and Patti, who helped me out allot over the phone. I've already shown her to my two best friends, and they're now wanting RealDolls of their own! Your amazing work is its own best advertising :)
Marc from GA

Just wanted you to know that my Realdoll (#3343) arrived safe and sound today. I am EXTREMELY happy with her! : - ) She turned out was better than I expected. At first I was a little worried about the choices I had made regarding make-up, etc. But when I opened the crate and saw her I knew I had made the right choices. I want to congratulate ALL of you at Abyss for creating such a beautiful work of art. I inspected her from head to toe, and she is FLAWLESS. And the shipping / storage crate, clothes, shoes, accessories are good quality too. All in all you guys and girls did a fantastic job! : - ) She arrived at my door in only (10) weeks from order confirmation, way ahead of schedule. The packing and shipping you do is top notch. I could go on and on .... Just want to let you all know you're doing a GREAT job!
name withheld by request

:spray:

Even if you have to travel around in a box of chipmunk shavings. And wear a Santa Hat. :pals: :rofl: :loveya: :hug:

"there's no stress to have with her. It's so relaxing and exciting me, that's a great way to calm down after a day of work and a hour of car driving in the traffic."

:rofl:


My mom used to call packing peanuts "angel turds"... that still makes me laugh!!

In the case of human-sized silicone gf's I take exception. Esp. when they're packed lovingly in "angel turds". It sounds like you were brought up the same way I was.

:rofl:

Seriously, I have.

Otherwise, bleach your model every now and then and I suspect things should be cool.;-)

Hunh Hunh

What kinda websites have you been looking at, girlie??? :spank:

:bounce: The Lounge has been a keen source of inspiration for me today. Add to the fact that I possess absolutely NO SELF CONTROL and what we have here is a hooraw's nest.

*pout* I'm having fun. Isn't that what's important? :P and yes, I did deserve the paddle.

I'm the one who knew what it was... :o

Fun is always the goal! Fun, fun and more fun. Let inspiration find you where it may. :D

Mr. Elmo is staaaaaaring at me as eye type... his puppy eyes are boring into my soul... "taaaake meeee toooo the paaaaark"

But Elmo, it's freezing out! Brrr. Wish me luck, i might be an icicle next time i post.

Give Mr. Elmo a puppykiss for me and tell him I said "NO!"

:P :pals: :hug:

Elmo says... nothing. He is asleep on the floor after running in mad circles after a sexy little vizsla. ;)

:hug: x100

:hide:

Nor does she complain. :P

:-)

So, yes, if it were running at me, making loud, incomprehensible sounds, I might conclude that it is indeed a threat, and hit it. Perhaps more than once.

I try to understand, I really do, and to imagine myself in others' positions; their hurts, their happiness, and how it causes them to behave; but in this case, I cannot figure anything out. Who is that?

;) Eh, so am I, if that means anything!

"Those silicone parts are made for toys!" :o

I'd hit the inspiration for it until she also had that glazed over look

From the one I'd posted, you may get a PVC pipe shower. From the latter, a gently-worded request for breakfast in bed at 5 AM.

yikes

i'd only hit half-dressed semi-celebs posted in the lounge.

hi, bebe! :hi:

:hide:

uhm...do they come in a male version?

err, not for me! For a friend...yeah a friend.

:D

for that special someone. Hey, listen, hon, have you seen "Lars and the Real Girl"? I want to see it. It comes out on the 15th. It's about a guy who orders one of these and has a "relationship" with it.

:D They're made by "Abyss" Productions, and that movie has all but made the market.

Sounds like it could be good.

$5,000 eh? Damn...I guess it's cheaper just to get a real one...Ummmm for my friend. ;)

He looks really strange
?pic

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

That's even scarier.

:scared:

Only one version?? Blah.

Eye bleach! Eye bleach!

:7 And it works really well with your posts. So, thanks for that.

So long ago...

Sorry, no

Splendid! :pals:

And she has to be able to moan, sweat, and scream out the occasional obscenity while the deed is being done

dolls only glow. HEH.

and whenever she loses her glow, just hit with a little armor-all tire shine. Good as new.

Question: Are there any known health risks? How clean are they and how difficult is it to keep them in a sanitary condition?

There are no known health risks associated with REALDOLL. Each REALDOLL receives a thorough acetone bath after fabrication. Keeping the doll in a sanitary condition is easy. REALDOLL can be cleaned with a mild soap or detergent. Every REALDOLL comes with a cleaning kit and easy-to-follow instructions for care and use.

Question: What happens when "the honeymoon is over" and I feel that the doll is not for me and wish to return it?

Although we'd like to fully satisfy all our customers, our firm policy is: ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

Hello?

:rofl:

RL

http://www.realdoll.com/

Personally, I prefer real people.

Real people is what I'd prefer too.;)

I MEAN it!:D

:rofl:

RL

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:P

nm

:loveya:

j/k :P

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You! :P

http://www.staylace.com/pinups/spook/pu_spook_5.htm

That was disturbing.

Why? Just, why?

:scared:

:cry: OUCH. At least the above's made of silicone. That Spook looks like she's about to break in half, truly.:o :o :o

owie, owiee, owieeeee!!! :cry:

THAT IS SO DISTURBING!!! That can't be healthy! :wow:


Edited to add -- Gah! Did you look at the earlier pics??? Even worse!

but i'll bet girl can't even take a full breath in that thing x(

And it says she wears it for 23 hrs a day! Her organs must be all effed up... i am a scientist and that is a SCIENTIFIC term! ;)

awwwwwwwwww!! that's better :bounce:

Haha... i just thought, it must be like taking your bra off at night... times a MILLION! :rofl:

"Thank you Jaysus".:rofl:

:spray:


Well, it is obvious that Jesus appreciated the comfy, loose-fitting attire! :rofl:





:loveya:

If I told her, she'd say, "SHET your mouth." and drop her chin, and shake her head at me for knowing about such things, and then go pour herself another cup of coffee. :rofl:

She sounds like my old babysitter, who was a good Irish Catholic (so it was a cup of tea, not coffee!). She became like a big sister to me, even though i got a kick out of scandalizing her... "Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, where do you hear these things???"

She also had some of the best insults ever... the best was if someone cut her off in traffic -- they were "fekkin' eedjits"! :rofl:

with the Civil War re-enactor guy who wore corsets all the time - he had like an 18" waist and his organs were all smooshed around and shifted out of place. :scared: Friggin' creepy, but I guess if that's what makes you happy... :shrug:

Believe that.

movie??

a bit implausible but overall a sweet, well-acted move - yes

Check out the rest of the pics from realdolls. Why do I look at this shit?

I think I'm going to vomit.

About guys who personified these while objectifying real women. It was mind-blowing. I thought it was a joke article, like the Onion.

Laws are only passed after there's a problem. Necrophilia was perfectly legal, for instance, in Nevada until about ten years ago. Why make a law against fucking corpses until someone actually tries to fuck a corpse, right? Who thinks that way?

For the record: I used to work as a paralegal in the DA's office. The shit I've seen on video not only scared me out of going to law school, but would be so repugnant to normal people, or even quasi-normal people, that mentioning them here would give you nightmares for decades.

Sex toys are perfectly acceptable means for achieving satisfacion. The little, hand-held ones. But taking it to the "next level"- in the form of a life-sized human being & making it as "real" as possible turns it into something like what you describe. Extreme.

that's not far from necro activity

GO FOR IT. :P

don't ask me how I know that.

:shrug:

realized there was a market for such things.

and eventually they become self-aware and take over the world.

I prefer the future world of Terminator to whatever the Real Doll rebellion would be like.

Only if you make them blink, but it's still truly bizarre. I think the eyeballs move. I'm feeling at bit creeped out at this point, eh?

:rofl: For the record, I feel the same way, as if you couldn't tell.

Not meant to be so serious. :eyes:

:eyes: esp. since we have such a serious road ahead on this matter.

Oh, and also, *ppppththththtthththblt* :P

....

:rofl:

:scared:

immoderate amounts of love.

Oh, wait. :yoiks: :P

You're *that* funny :rofl: I *lurve* you!

:D

(hoping I don't get the thread locked) If nothing else, it'd be boring as hell. The fun part of it all is... how shall I put this delicately... making sure her needs are met first and watching/hearing/feeling the fireworks.