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UndertheOcean

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:50 PM
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Question for the ladies at DU

Now suppose the second coming occurs and Jesus knocks on your door and asks for your hand in marriage ...

Would you accept right away ? or what ?

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supernova

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:52 PM
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1. I'd wanna go steady first

Edited on Tue Dec-04-07 06:52 PM by supernova

but he seems like a lovely guy.

:silly:

:D

Edit: Mary Magdalene seems to have thought so.

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UndertheOcean

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:54 PM
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2. So you have no trust in the lord ?

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supernova

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:55 PM
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4. Well, there is that whole getting to know you thing

Edited on Tue Dec-04-07 07:03 PM by supernova

And Jesus always knocks, remember. He doesn't force himself on anyone.

Edit: I'd also have to convert to Judaism. That would be something to consider.

Edit2: I don't believe in the whole rapture scenario anyway. It's a false 19th Century doctrine that should have gone the way of the Edsel.

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redqueen

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:54 PM
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3. Fuck no.

Maybe if he did some miracles, maybe then.

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SallyMander

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:55 PM
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5. The whole water-to-wine thing could come in handy at parties

:evilgrin:

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nomorenomore08

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Tue Dec-04-07 08:07 PM
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11. Or better yet, water to funk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0cvturDIvg

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:56 PM
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6. If he was gainfully employed, maybe.

You can make good money as a carpenter, especially if you're union.

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supernova

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:58 PM
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8. He's an itinerant handyman though

not too steady with the income.

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-04-07 06:57 PM
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7. I don't like long hair on guys.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue Dec-04-07 07:00 PM
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9. My dear UnderTheOcean...

I'm already taken in marriage...

And Jesus would know that, wouldn't he?

So......no, not going there!

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LeftyMom

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Tue Dec-04-07 07:06 PM
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10. "Jesus, get out of here. I don't believe in you and my boyfriend might kick your ass."

Thanks. Taken. Hypothetical sons of imaginary deities need not apply.

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