i am now accepting applications to join my entourage

MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:09 PM
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i am now accepting applications to join my entourage

please provide a detailed description of why your sycophantic self should be allowed to hang with me and my crew.

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flvegan

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:09 PM
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1. Is there a MrCoffee entourage "Opt Out" list?

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:12 PM
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5. no. it's like the yakuza. you can leave when you die.

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AllegroRondo

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:10 PM
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2. I keep instant coffee on hand

in case of emergency. Such as a co-worker breaking the coffee pot.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:12 PM
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4. immediate disqualification due to possession of an abomination

NEXT!

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MissMillie

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:11 PM
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3. I have, right now in my possession

a bag of dark chocolate covered espesso beans....

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:13 PM
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7. you're in.

i could really use a copy of today's Variety and a cheese danish. you're a peach, thanks.

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MissMillie

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:16 PM
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12. right-o

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:18 PM
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13. you get a gold star! top notch work...your stock is rising MissMIllie

the rest of you can learn a thing or two from MissMillie

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Parche

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:13 PM
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6. Coffee

Never drank it.....dont like, aint gonna do it, wouldnt be prudent.........
Butt love the smell of ground coffee and beans!!!

:hi:

if redqueen joins then i will........:hi:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:15 PM
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9. immediate disqualification due to blasphemy

"don't like, ain't gonna do it"...for shame. and redqueen doesn't have to apply, the bouncers know to open the velvet ropes for her already.

NEXT!

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Parche

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:24 PM
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24. i will get on my knees

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :cry: :cry: :cry: :hi:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:24 PM
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25. you're in

you know what would be neato? contrition. you're a peach, thanks.

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AlCzervik

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:15 PM
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8. Floor coffee.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:15 PM
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10. you're in like flynn because you're hardcore.

i can use a hardcore sycophant. go beat the hell out of Pauly Shore.

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AlCzervik

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:16 PM
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11. already on it.

:thumbsup:

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racaulk

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:18 PM
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14. I'll let you have the end of the couch so you can reach the ashtray.

:rofl:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:20 PM
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17. you're in

you know what would be really great? an ottoman. i could really go for a nice ottoman right about now. you're a peach, thanks.

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redqueen

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:19 PM
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15. You should really consider seeing someone

about your unhealthily low self-esteem.

:eyes:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:21 PM
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19. you're in

you know what i could really go for right about now? some krispy kremes. that would be super good. you're a peach, thanks.

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redqueen

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:25 PM
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27. Yeah... I got your krispy kremes right here, pal.

*gives the girls a squeeze*

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:28 PM
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31. MissMillie...you could learn something from redqueen

you're in the inner circle.

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XemaSab

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:19 PM
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16. I have a punched card for Coffee Cat

which I intend to redeem for the 10-oz, triple shot mocha tomorrow. :)

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:21 PM
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20. immediate disqualification due to promotion of hot milkshakes

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XemaSab

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:22 PM
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22. Hot milkshakes

don't keep you up until 3 am.

But I do. :)

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:24 PM
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23. you're in

i reserve the right to change my mind arbitrarily and without provocation. you know what would be really awesome? double entendres. you're a peach, thanks.

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kwassa

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:20 PM
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18. My real name is ....

Juan Valdez

me and my burro. Can he join, too?

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:22 PM
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21. you're on like donkey kong

you know what would be really cool? if you could run to the store and pick me up a Sobe. you're a peach, thanks.

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madinmaryland

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:25 PM
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26. Is this the Delaware Toll Booth Brigade?

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:26 PM
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29. immediate disqualification due to repetition of extremely narrow flamewarz

NEXT!

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DS1

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:25 PM
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28. I don't want to be in your entourage

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:27 PM
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30. you're in

you know what's really really cool? not wanting to be in my entourage, but posting here anyway.

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Pierre.Suave

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:34 PM
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32. I have my own entourage of hot girls that follow me everywhere I go

so I don't need to be in yours...

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:45 PM
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36. immediate disqualification due to taunting

15 yard personal foul and automatic first down.

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Pierre.Suave

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:59 PM
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40. Thats ok with me

I got lots of "first downs" here waiting...

:evilgrin:

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BarenakedLady

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:37 PM
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33. I'm a naked lady...

enough said.

:P

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:44 PM
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35. you're in...and redqueen could learn a thing or two

welcome to the inner circle.

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Phillycat

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:40 PM
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34. Wait, aren't you already in MY entourage?

What are you trying to pull?? :o

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:45 PM
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37. you're in

i like your moxie.

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Phillycat

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:46 PM
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38. Yeah, I get that a lot.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 02:46 PM
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39. the cowgirl hat doesn't hurt, either.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:01 PM
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41. I would apply, but you always cause me uncomfortable chafing and dyspepsia.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:11 PM
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45. you're in

you know what would be super groovy? a hit of maalox and some calamine lotion. you're a peach, thanks.

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Dr. Strange

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:02 PM
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42. Since I'm already your assistant,

won't I automatically be part of the entourage?

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:10 PM
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44. you're in

you know what would rock? if you could reorganize my files in the dewey decimal system. you're a peach, thanks.

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Dr. Strange

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Fri Dec-07-07 07:02 PM
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71. Okay, that makes no sense.

What's wrong with the system we're using now?

Miss January 1980
Miss February 1980
Miss March 1980
...

We already have the perfect filing system! Why mess with it?

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 07:06 PM
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72. immediate disqualification due to questioning my perfectly reasonable request

NEXT!

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Dr. Strange

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Fri Dec-07-07 07:29 PM
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73. Aw, boogers!

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edbermac

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:08 PM
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43. I just wanna nail those babes you have draped all over you.

You make Hugh Hefner look like a dead Pope. :evilgrin:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:12 PM
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46. immediate disqualificaiton due to sexist and derogatory remarks

leave the picture. i'll be in my bunk.

NEXT!

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Gonzo Gardener

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:41 PM
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47. I can get you from Los Angeles to Vegas in under 3 hours...

and roll a perfect joint with one hand while driving... :smoke:

...just for you, Mr. Coffee.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:44 PM
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49. you're in

you know what would rock the casbah? snarky pics all up in your post. you're a peach, thanks.

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Gonzo Gardener

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:50 PM
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51. Your wish...

is my command.

Me and the littlest Green Meanie...

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:51 PM
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52. that's another gold star...

and :applause: because i KNOW you stopped specifically to take a picture with that sign, which is wicked cool.

welcome to the inner circle.

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Shell Beau

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:42 PM
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48. I am cute darlin and fun to be around!

Does that count?

:silly:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:46 PM
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50. you're in

you know what would kick out the jams? a copy of robert's rules of order. you're a peach, thanks.

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DarkTirade

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:53 PM
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53. I don't want to join your entourage.

Unless there are more groupies than you can handle. :P

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:55 PM
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54. you're in

you know what's really really REALLY cool? not reading Post #30.

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DarkTirade

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:56 PM
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56. I didn't read any...

but on my way scrolling up to look for it, I couldn't help but notice post #43...

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NewWaveChick1981

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:55 PM
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55. If you need any naughtiness, I'll be happy to provide it.

:evilgrin: :hi:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:57 PM
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57. you're in. proceed directly to the inner circle, do not pass Go, do not collect $200

you know what's superfly? possum pics. you're a peach, thanks.

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NewWaveChick1981

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:59 PM
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58. But I want my $200!

But I guess since I post possum pics I can pass on it. :P :hi: :*

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 04:00 PM
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60. alliteration will get you everywhere

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Bake

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Fri Dec-07-07 03:59 PM
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59. I didn't want to be in until I saw the pic of Hef's entourage ...

Now I'm thinkin' it might not be too bad! I can keep your guitar tuned.

Bake

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 04:05 PM
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63. you're in

you know what would tear the roof off this mother? stairway. you're a peach, thanks.

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ceile

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Fri Dec-07-07 04:01 PM
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61. ....

Because the Astros rule and we're the only people that realize it....
:bounce:

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 04:05 PM
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62. you're in. welcome to the inner circle.

Go 'Stros!

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 05:31 PM
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64. there are still plenty of spots available for those who qualify.

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lost-in-nj

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Fri Dec-07-07 05:42 PM
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65. I...I...

could......

well I really don't have any special skills.......

:cry:

I could just, be......

lost

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 05:44 PM
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66. you're in

Edited on Fri Dec-07-07 05:44 PM by MrCoffee

you know what's really transcendental? your post. very zen. :thumbsup: you're a peach, thanks.

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Critters2

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Fri Dec-07-07 05:45 PM
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67. I'l worship you like the god you are. nt

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 05:48 PM
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68. you're in.

ease up on the idolatry. i'm simply superhuman, not divine.

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Perry Logan

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Fri Dec-07-07 05:58 PM
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69. I would never be in the entourage of anyone who would have me in his entourage.

With apologies to Groucho.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Dec-07-07 06:03 PM
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70. immediate disqualification due to contrarian temperment

NEXT!

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Blue-Jay

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Fri Dec-07-07 07:31 PM
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74. Can I join a cosmic death cult instead?

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