You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms.

It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

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Your ass is mine.

The girl he mistook for Ferris? That was her one and only role:

1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) .... Girl in Pizza Joint

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And if so, are you coming over?

I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

-Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

touch anything.

My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...

Well at least they didn't trash a real Ferrari.

I was in Chicago on business several years ago, walked into The Art Institute of Chicago, and said, "I've got an hour and a half before you close, and I saw Ferris Bueller". They said, "Oh! Well here's our map, here's the Seurat, here's the stained glass, and here's the Pollack. Hey, we should offer a Ferris Bueller tour!"

I managed to see half of the second floor in a little over an hour. Most amazing thing? No glass on the paintings, no ropes, no proximity alarms. I got *this close* to a priceless Van Gogh self-portrait. Asked a guard about it, and he said, "Yeah, just the other day I hadda ask this lady to leave, she wouldn't stop touching the paintings".

Well it WAS the SEC Championship game

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I had already got a free meal and .......well uh...

oh and she married me.

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

he needs to be quoted.

"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics. "

:D

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