Crap. My kid wants to see The Golden Compass tonight. I'm afraid Satan will capture her soul.
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:24 PM
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Crap. My kid wants to see The Golden Compass tonight. I'm afraid Satan will capture her soul.
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:25 PM
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and invoke some other spirit or some shit like that not the GOLDEN COMPASS though :rofl: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl:
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:29 PM
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6. Maybe I'll hogtie her and then whip her into Christly submission.
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:25 PM
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2. let Satan capture her soul
It's better than being stuck at home on a Friday night. :shrug:
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:30 PM
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8. That's her position too,
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:25 PM
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3. go see it with an old priest and a young priest
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:29 PM
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Edited on Fri Dec-07-07 06:38 PM by redqueen
'Specially if they're Irish.
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:30 PM
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9. Heh. That oughta give her a... different... perspective.
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:26 PM
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4. We're going to have our souls captured in about 20 minutes.
We're catching the 3:45 matinee. :thumbsup: Can't wait! The kids are each bringing a friend, so we're spreading the evil! :hi:
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:31 PM
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10. I'm not going to see the movie, but I am going to a den of iniquity
where I will drink vodka and probably dance with abandon! :hi: Enjoy the film!
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Sat Dec-08-07 07:41 AM
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22. This post is useless! I say, USELESS without pictures...
of the "Scene of the Crime":rofl: :spray: :rofl:
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:28 PM
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5. Too late. If she wants to see this, Satan has already captured her soul.
So, you might as well let her go. So much less trouble than pissing off a Satanic kid. Trust me.
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:32 PM
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I'm taking your advice. :rofl:
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:36 PM
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with a garlic necklace...... and a HUGE crucifix........ lost :hi: :hi: you want to have a drink????
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Fri Dec-07-07 07:26 PM
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15. I totally do want to have a drink, but not before I do my hair.
I'm going out dancing. Why don't you join me? :7 :hi: :hi:
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Fri Dec-07-07 10:12 PM
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I WANT TO DANCE!!!!!!!! I LOVE to go out dancing..... have a great time.... Lost
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Fri Dec-07-07 06:50 PM
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13. Don't take them!!! What if Jesus comes back while you are watching it?
It's straight to hell for you.:silly: :hi:
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Fri Dec-07-07 07:25 PM
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14. Eh, I'm already in Jesus's little black book.
Or is that Santa's black book? :P :hi:
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Fri Dec-07-07 07:29 PM
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16. The movie looks cool to me.
Santa has a Naughty/Nice list. Jesus has the book :eyes: Good evening Crim son :pals: I hope whatever you do tonight you have fun doing it :D :hi:
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Fri Dec-07-07 07:32 PM
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Satan's ALREADY done it. Why else would she be going to see the movie?
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Fri Dec-07-07 10:13 PM
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19. Satan? Is Pat Robberson going to be there?
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Sat Dec-08-07 02:27 PM
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26. and will there be yoga involved? nt
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Fri Dec-07-07 10:16 PM
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20. Take a video of it and put it on YouTube?
Always want to see a soul capture. :7
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Fri Dec-07-07 10:17 PM
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It's really all you CAN do! :scared:
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Sat Dec-08-07 08:37 AM
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Saw it last night, and it pretty much ROCKS!
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Sat Dec-08-07 08:52 AM
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24. Review it for the lounge...
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Sat Dec-08-07 09:47 AM
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25. Don't worry, Satan is busy playing the Lightning in Tampa tonight.
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Sat Dec-08-07 04:06 PM
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27. Just have her say five "Hail Bill Donohues" and she should be fine.
Oh, and a little self flogging with a cat o' nine tails wouldn't hurt, either.
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