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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:44 PM
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I was struck and killed by a car tonight.
News at Eleven.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:44 PM
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1. thanks, now i don't need to worry anymore.
i'd say get well soon but really, what's the point?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:45 PM
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4. With enough good vibes, I might just scrape through
and become double-zombie-DS1
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:00 PM
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30. Dude, you're like Tinkerbell.
Clap, everybody! Clap!
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:45 PM
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2. I am different from you
I am alive and in front of the computer.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:48 PM
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13. Lucky you
:cry:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:45 PM
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3. Can I have your liver?
Just in case I need it later.


If not, I have some fava beans and a nice Chianti...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:46 PM
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5. You don't want it
unless you're preparing it with a nice red wine
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:54 PM
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27. Well I have a bottle of Santa Ema Merlot
I was saving it for a special occasion, but,

Oh, what the heck, for you I'll uncork it.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:01 PM
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32. Like it hasn't already been pre-pickled anyway... :)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:46 PM
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6. Thank you, now I can focus all of my attention on the Oprah-pallooza.
:D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:47 PM
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8. Because of that, my cremation smoke shall be white, not black
:hug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:47 PM
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9. Sounds like oprahgasm to me...
:hide:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:46 PM
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7. Can I have your cameras?
plskthxbai
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:48 PM
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12. only one
I have a Canon

10D
EOS-G 35 mm
300D - Digital Rebel

and if they'd only have waited a few weeks, there would be a 5D, too.

Sad.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:47 PM
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10. Will booze be served after the services?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:49 PM
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17. sure, why not
Mom, Dad. Make it so. Also, fly out the casket and bury in me in Amsterdam.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 02:01 AM
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65. No booze, just Hamdingers (nt)
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:47 PM
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11. That's a relief
I was afraid you had something serious.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:48 PM
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14. Was it at least a fancy car that struck you down? Like a BMW or Mercedes
and not one of those "green" cars? That would be ironic
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:48 PM
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15. Sadly, I was Pri-owned
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:50 PM
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24. A Prius struck you down? Man, that just sucks ass...
those things don't even weigh that much. I would expect a broken hip or fractured femur in this,but death? No way...had to have been coming at you at least 70 MPH ( with a well-timed corner )
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Sock Puppet Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:00 PM
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29. ???
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:01 PM
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31. no, that was the other time
this time was an actual car
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:49 PM
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16. How much damage to the car?
I hope it's not to bad.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:49 PM
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19. a few teeth marks in the grill
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:49 PM
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18. So ummmm
who's mentioned in your will??

Me, me, me, me, me????


lost

:hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:49 PM
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21. I got you a map
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:49 PM
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20. You got better
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:50 PM
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22. You don't know that
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:52 PM
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25. It's the logical conclusion


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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:53 PM
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26. The tubes are not made of wood
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:59 PM
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28. How do you know?
Do they weigh the same as a swallow?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:02 PM
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33. closer to a duck
but my computer will still sink
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:06 PM
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35. It's a fair cop
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 08:50 PM
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23. I SAID NEWS AT ELEVEN GODDAMMIT
NO MORE UPDATES UNTIL THEN, FREAKIN NEWS LEAKERS
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:12 PM
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37. IN WHICH TIME ZONE?
:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:16 PM
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38. MINE
DUH!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:43 PM
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53. TIME IS RELATIVE
:P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:55 PM
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60. No, your dates are relatives
double :P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:05 PM
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34. Maybe you can phone me and tell me about it
earlier.

I can't stay up 'til eleven.

P.S. Minou assures you that being dead is no excuse for missing his mealtimes, and you'd better not be stinking up his box of awesome with your corpse.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:11 PM
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36. You wouldn't stay up for my obit?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:24 PM
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40. Well you're already giving all your stuff away to other people,
and quite frankly, after the suckass day I've had, I wouldn't stay up for my obit.

But I won't be saying any of this in my memoirs.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:27 PM
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41. Behind every obit is someone's suckass day. - not Louis D. Brandeis
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:30 PM
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42. I hope you realise Midlo will serve boxed wine at your wake.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:31 PM
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43. as long as someone tips a pour to the ground
now that I'm a homie
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:33 PM
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46. And of course,
The Princess, will dance nekkid on your grave.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:40 PM
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49. GAAAHAHH
Okay, that shocked my heart back into beating mode


nevermind everyone, all clear. I can go back to being unfunny

whew!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:43 PM
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51. My work here is done.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 06:54 AM
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68. Wrong. Barefoot comes in a bottle.
Plus, I'll be too grief stricken to drink.

:rofl:
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:18 PM
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39. Good vibes heading your way!!!!!
:grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :spank: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :cry:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:32 PM
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44. You're hilarious.
Not!

:crazy:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:33 PM
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45. Piss off.
Yes.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:38 PM
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47. Get help.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:41 PM
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50. Get screwn.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:44 PM
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54. I thought you were dead?
That's an original comment. :eyes:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:47 PM
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55. keep going
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:57 PM
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61. Is that what
you're testing? To see who cares about you?

Your OP title is abysmal and hurtful to those of us that have lost loved one's in automobile accidents.

Thanks for bringing all that good 'cheer' to the lounge, asshat.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 02:10 AM
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67. He's not dead yet.
He's feeling much better...
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:40 PM
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48. has rigor mortis set in yet?
dude, wait for the putrefaction, it's the best part.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:47 PM
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56. putrefaction
the biggest word Cannibal Corpse ever learned :thumbsup:
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:43 PM
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52. Well, keep on drinking beer
nt
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:48 PM
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57. 10-4
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:50 PM
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58. Remember when KathyinCambridge almost ran you over?
:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:54 PM
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59. Yeah, goddamn lunatics with Canadians in the back
:hi:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 09:59 PM
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62. At least you didn't sleep with the Canadian!
:rofl:

But seriously, I have never been so scared in my life as when driving around Boston. Even when I was in a Taxi! :o
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:13 PM
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72. Why not?
What's somebody have to do to get some action around here?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 10:29 PM
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63. What, again?
this guy just won't GO DOWN!!!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 11:58 PM
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64. The Undead are like that.
Persistent bastids ...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 02:07 AM
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66. I'm so sorry!
That must have been quite an ordeal. I'm glad you're no longer suffering at least. See you in your next life.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:36 AM
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69. Why is it always about YOU!?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:09 PM
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70. Why were there never any details at Eleven?
Was this just a ploy to get us all to tune in and boost your ratings?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:13 PM
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71. Amp didn't go that high
I'm no Tufnel after all
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:14 PM
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73. That strikes me as odd.
Frankly the whole subject leaves me a little flat
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