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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:32 PM
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Holy shit! The drain is unclogged!!
The big sink in my laundry room would back up every time I did a load of laundry. Brown, dirty, ugly water. Then it would SLOWLY drain.

Lately it's been getting worse, to the point I was afraid to do a load of laundry. We tried drain cleaners, including the VERY strong ones. Then yesterday we got a snake, unhooked the washing machine, and tried to snake out the pipe manually. At the VERY end of the length of the snake (25'), we felt some obstruction. We wiggled it around a little, but it was still clogged.

So tonight we tried again, and hooked a power drill to the little thingamabobby on our end of the snake, which twists that little bastard like nobody's business. We pulled the snake out and there was a bunch of goop in the end. We washed it off and did it one more time. While the bf snaked the pipe, I filled the overflow sink with water and plunged it.

Then, all of a sudden, it started draining! Draining fast! I ran the washer and no problem!!

My long laundry room nightmare is finally over. I have the bestest bf.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:33 PM
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1. Nothing like being regular.
:toast:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:34 PM
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2. Might I suggest more fiber in your diet?

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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:35 PM
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4. I think fiber was the problem!
There was weird, fibery stuff in the goop we pulled out. Probably just a many-years-old accumulation of cloth fibers.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:35 PM
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5. Make note of this: That was not me posting that.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:36 PM
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7. I didn't say "more dick".
tee hee.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:36 PM
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8. good boy
And I commend you for letting "while the bf snaked the pipe" go unremarked upon.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:37 PM
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9. So it's wrong for me to make double entendres, but okay for everybody else...
says the guy who has a big Family Guy reference in his sig line... yet I'm the sick one.

Hmmm...
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:39 PM
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10. the occasional, well-placed double-entendre is a thing of
beauty.

The constant stretching and striving to force a sexual context onto everything is a thing of eww.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:42 PM
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11. Really.
Edited on Mon Dec-10-07 11:42 PM by HypnoToad
:eyes:

In other words, I don't buy your gibber.
EOL

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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:46 PM
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12. Stop it you two. I will turn this car around right now!
This is why we never go anywhere.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:46 PM
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13. Well I'm not selling anything
Don't try to make ME into a prude because I find your incessant sexualizing of even the most innocent things creepy.

I love a good dirty joke, I can swear like a sailor, and I've had a sexual history that would send my mother to the asylum if she knew about it.

My complaint is that you sexualize everything and anything, and do so in a way devoid of wit, humor or insight. It's Beavis and Butthead-level. It's juvenile. It's creepy.
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Steven_S Donating Member (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:35 PM
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3. I used to charge 75 bucks for that....
You should be proud. :)
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 11:35 PM
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6. I was THIS close
to giving up and calling a plumber. But the bf, who HATES to admit defeat, came over again tonight to try one more time.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:01 AM
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14. I found your original problem
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:04 AM
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15. You've commented on your wonderful BF before.
You're gonna make us all jealous. :cry:

:P

I'm glad he's awesome and you're happy. Domestic bliss sounds cool. :hug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:11 AM
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16. His BF is cute, too.
I'm straight, and even *I* wanted to squeeze him.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:13 AM
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17. Wow! That's quite an endorsement.
:)

Monkeyfunk needs to mention (and post pictures of) his boyfriend more often!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:15 AM
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18. Mister Funk has good taste.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:30 AM
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21. heheh....
I do, don't I?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:44 AM
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22. He'd kill me if I posted his pic...
he's kinda shy.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:28 AM
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19. well
it's blissful now that it's over. The two of us jammed into the laundry room trying to do this together was less-so. My back is killing me, so I'm down on one knee trying to help, but mostly getting in the way. We're not so good at doing fix-it projects together - we both end up pissed. But it never lasts longer than the project itself.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 12:30 AM
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20. My uncle had a plumber come in and remove a clog today from his trailer...
incidentally, his place is a pig sty, absolutely disgusting. had to help clean it when he was in the hospital...i felt bad for the plumber...in all honesty, i wouldn't blame him for charging extra for something like that, when a sink and home are so disgusting and nasty

don't even get me started on the problems with our washer :grr:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:49 AM
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23. Shouldn't this be in LBN?
:rofl:
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:49 AM
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24. Woo hoo!!
Edited on Tue Dec-11-07 08:50 AM by PeaceNikki
Goop be gone!!

I am all excited today about my new car... especially the "iPod hole" :bounce:

ETA: the song that is playing as I read your post was "Magic Moments" as interpreted by Erasure. Appropriate, I think!
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:53 AM
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25. Congrats on the car!
And your ipod-hole!
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