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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:53 PM
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Ask Pat Robetson
Edited on Thu Dec-13-07 09:11 PM by MrScorpio
Hi, I'm Pat Robetson. From my fabulously Godly Virginia Beach home, the Lord has allowed me tonight to remotely take over that heathen MrScorpio's computer so that I may help all you sinners here on your so called Democratic Underground understand why so much of the world's problems are caused by the actions of people like you.

I'll make it simple: You give me one of the world's ills and I'll explain why people like you caused it... All from a biblical perspective, of course.

Remember: God don't like naughty, so let's do this thing.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:54 PM
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1. When did you change the spelling of your name?
Robertson to Robetson?

Sorry, I know, spelling smack is lame. Mea culpa.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:03 PM
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12. For Tax purposes
I hate the IRS
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:55 PM
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2. .






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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:02 PM
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11. May the Lord Keep you and bless you
As you're saunaing in Heck
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:55 PM
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3. Pat - why do men have nipples?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:00 PM
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8. So that Godly CIA agents can use apply electrodes to them
And get the truth out of the mouths of heathen Muslims that are planning to attack us

GLOW-RAY!
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:56 PM
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4. OK....
The hair coming out of your nose- what's up with that?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:58 PM
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5. Those are holy hairs, because nose tweezing is an abomination to the Lord
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:00 PM
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7. Scripture reference, please....
My godless, humma-sexshul self doesn't take anything at face value....

Oh, or was this from one of your personal conversations with the big G?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:05 PM
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13. Check the Book of Snausages, Chapter 9, verse 11
...And the Lord spaketh, trim not those holy hairs, for cutting them is an abomination in the eyes of God.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 08:59 PM
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6. Ever thought about trimming those worms over your eyes, er
I mean eyebrows?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:07 PM
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14. I think that they make me look distinguished
Adding to my perceived credibility.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 10:35 PM
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17. Maybe he just invented the cotton gin. nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:01 PM
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9. WHy did Hendrix's estate request "R U Experienced" be removed from the Devo DVD compilation?
:(
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:08 PM
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15. That was caused by people who watch the Family Guy and likes the show
Also, tree worshipers helped as well
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 10:38 PM
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18. They did?
That sucks! I love Devo's version!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 10:43 PM
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19. It's on youtube -- and, oh yeah, Devo did it due justice.
Seriously; there's a lot in that video that the Hendrix estate is sadly clueless about if they couldn't see the obvious in the video.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:01 PM
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10. The thought that you actually ran for President still chills me.
What's THAT all about? :shrug:

BTW, I'm glad you lost... :toast:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:09 PM
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16. Yeah. I know
At least I can make a lot more money doing what I doing these days.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:12 AM
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20. Pat, is that a mote in your eye, or a log?
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