"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Sugar Smack

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Thu Dec-13-07 08:58 PM
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

:rofl: Seriously, I'm in the mood for this shit. Carry on. Or play. :D

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DS1

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:10 PM
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1. I was going to start a new thread

asking someone to reply to this thread, so I could reply with another quoute, but not to you. But one night was enough :rofl:

/Homer

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Sugar Smack

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:17 PM
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5. Oh, God. That was insane.

Edited on Thu Dec-13-07 09:19 PM by Sugar Smack

Thanks for that! :rofl:

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:12 PM
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2. ...And don't call me Shirley...

Tower : Flight 2-0-9, you're cleared for take off.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Tower: Request vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower : 2-0-9 clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock : We have clearance, Clarence.
Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Over.
Tower : Roger.
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Murdock : Huh?
Oever : Huh?

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Guava Jelly

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:14 PM
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3. Love it!!!

:rofl:
:hi:

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Redstone

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:16 PM
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4. SS, you've lost me right here. .Where y'at, cher? (As they say in N'Awlins.)

I've called, and you haven't answered.

Talk to me. You can decline the invitation to be part of the opportunity, and that's OK, but I need to know fairly soon one way or the other.

Redstone

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Sugar Smack

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:22 PM
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6. Will you call me in a few? I can get off the line.

:o I have dial-up. I'll quit because you're still awake.

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Redstone

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Thu Dec-13-07 09:37 PM
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7. No, Sweets, it's too late at night for me. Maybe tomorrow?

Redstone

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