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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 09:57 PM
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Poll question: Do you believe that God drinks coffee?


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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 09:58 PM
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1. If not, what does God do after church?
Drink the juice they put out for the kids?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 09:59 PM
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2. only when it is in its human forms
like us

:shrug:
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 04:25 AM
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3. Well, if Jesus can turn water into wine
I imagine His Dad could manage a decent cup of coffee
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 04:31 AM
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4. Of course He enjoys a cup of Joe hovah
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 09:12 AM
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13. That's a DUzy if I ever saw one!
:applause:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 10:12 AM
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15. Yeah way!
:thumbsup: :rofl: :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 04:39 AM
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5. Well Duh!



Of course s/he does. Straight from Jesus Mountain:

http://www.jesusmountaincoffee.com/


And drinks it out of the Jesus Lock-n-Load coffee mug:

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16315


:7
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 05:12 AM
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6. He also rides a Harley!

-God
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 08:29 AM
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11. And this is what Jesus drives!!
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Bongo Prophet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 05:19 AM
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7. God IS coffee. God is pot. God is everything! Food for thought.
:evilgrin:
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 05:25 AM
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8. What if God smoked Cannabis?
:evilgrin:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 06:57 AM
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9. Isn't the Platypus proof positive of that?
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 02:26 PM
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17. Heh heh...
Someone knows that Twisted Tune, I see.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 07:40 AM
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10. Yes, and she's
drinking a cup (aaaa . . . errrrr pot?) right now!
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 08:47 AM
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12. Decaf only.
How else do you explain why he's been asleep at the wheel when all the important stuff is going down? :P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 09:56 AM
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14. Can God drink herself? Can god make a travel mug big enough to hold herself?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-19-07 10:22 AM
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16. Does he not work 6 day weeks?
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