OMG!!!! I found a forum that's funnier than the Rapture Ready forums! (+ new freeperism inside)!

http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=195.0

:rofl:

it is not even tourorist season

:popcorn:

:popcorn:

:beer:

'Ron Paul supporters are nothing but Fag sympathizers. Which is why we at the Westboro Baptist Church endorse Mike Huckabee for President. That Iraqi Marine should be killed overseas as a harsh lesson from God that the Nation that supports the fags, by the fags, and ruled by the fags, is the Nation that takes the one way ticket to Hell, first.

Amen.'

:rofl: I should be crying though since some people actually agree with him :(.

'After some extensive reading, I am starting to question some of our members validity. Undecided some here seem more liberal than Giuliani. I was going to let my wife read this, but the shear lack of prayer is disturbing'

:rofl: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP I HAVE TO GET TO BED! :rofl:

SHEAR? Dolts.

Holy Hell.
http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=243.0

:rofl:

Like Clark Griswold level tourorists!

can I be the one to "question" the two young ladies in front?

PLEEEEEEEEEASEE!!!!!!!!!!!

help help! they're going to invade!

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nt

:hi:

http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=243.0

Note the big "HUCKABEE/BUSH 08" banner - is that guy fucking kidding or what? :yoiks:

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve cake.

Yeah, that's right... cake.

That forum is blocked here. Someone on there actually said that?

Someone do me a favor. Log in and tell that Bewsh-bastard to pack his shit and fucking LEAVE right now. There's no hope for people like that.

it scares the holy shit out of me that there are people who believe such shit

...the bounty of parody on that site! :rofl:

"Well gooolleeeee!"

Apologies to Jim Neighbors.

Who would Jesus endorse?

I didn't know people could be so stupid!

I'm not even sure whether or not I should be believing the shit on those forums is real..

it has to be!

:yoiks:

Like I said before, dolts. All of them.

hence, praying for his soles?

Let us pray for his soles, immediately! He needs those soles since he's a stand-up guy.

<snip>

WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR ROCK MUSIC AND YOUR SATAN WORSHIP OVER TO HILARY.COM

I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR SOLE

<snip>

They'll even pray for your dinner apparently. Wonder how the sole was prepared.

I spent a couple hours last night reading that site... absolutely hilarious shit! :rofl:

"don't you know that the constitution don't mean sh** in God's eyez. what a you a n00b or something?"

I'm speechless...:rofl:

'Did anyone see that man hold up his two fingers in a V pattern???

That is the sign of the BEAST!!!1!!

It just goes to show what kind of peoples this Paul Ron has around him.

It's disgusting!'

:rofl:

I posted about it earlier (along with the post from charlesdarwin. Turns out that it is a parody site although some actual believers also post here....And it is realy hard to tell the the difference.

People really can't be that crazy...can they?

Doncha just LOVE net advertising?

n/t

Though this does come at the end of a thread, so they've built up nicely to it:

It's just too whackadoodle

I can't work out if they're separate people or not. The posters who join to say "you guys are a bit wrong/completely out of your skulls" are probably genuine, though. The constant references to Ron Paul may indicate it's a pro-Paul site, set up by one or more Paul supporters to take the piss out of Huckabee. Or maybe it's just that Paul do surf the internet more than other Republicans, so more of them find the site, and the owners just respons about Paul more. It's all good spectator fun for us, whatever.

I'm stunned. I sit here at my desk with my jaw dropped, my eyes popped open, and a bit of drool running down my chin. It's an epic stun I'm experiencing, worthy of Homer himself.

Dear God. These people could be my neighbors.

Kill me. Kill me now.

Get a load of this quote...

"I think you have some serious anger management issues and if you truly let Huck into your heart you would be calmer and would have a more tranquil life. Huck believes that we can all be tranquil during the final solution and those that get angry too quickly are probably hiding something.

if you truly believe, huck can allow you to be saved.

so sayeth the huck, so beith the lord."

http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=529.15

Go ahead, try and top that crazy shit, I dare ya.

"Using his Christianity powers, Mike saved a bunch of orphans from eternal damnation but not from poverty because hard working christians shouldn't have to carry a bunch of orphans around on their backs while they are reading the good book"

http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=539.0

:yoiks:

"The problem with Ron Paul is he puts the constituion ahead of our christian morals. He doesn't stand a chance."

wow.

I especially liked the one on smoking where one poster quotes Deuteronomy about the evils of smoking. I wonder if the Fred Phelps postings really are from old Fred-o? Perhaps this site is like Landover Baptist? I certainly hope so.

Our children is learning.

:scared:

I mean, tourists can be stupid some times, but this is just weird...


"Do nothing and let us die from tourorists"

from the above link...

A good one that many real believers are following hook, line and sinker.

Seems like Ron Paul is the only opponent being discussed or dissed in any of the threads, oh, and all the misspelling is just a little to predictable. :shrug:

"There is no such thing as a Chrisitian extremist. You are either Christian or not. Only muslims can be extremists because their faith is invalid. Ron Paul's ideas have nothing to do with Christianity, therefore, he is wrong. Our president is sworn to protect us from enemies foreign and domestic, that includes Satan. You Paultards just don't seem to understand Satan is our enemy. We need to be protected. The Huck will lead us away from Satan and into God's Kingdom. The Huck is the only one who understands freedom is all about Chrisitanity. God led you trolls to this board. Don't disappoint Him."

:rofl: :rofl: :crazy:

That little x'ed-out green icon at the left? I can't imagine the kind of xenophobic mind that requires something so ugly to be included in his presidential campaign graphics.

X(

they are a scary bunch. I need to check that site when he doesn't get the nom. Now that will be some reading!! LOL

And it's started by the site Admin! http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=546.0



And did anyone notice the graphic they have at the top?

Subtle, eh?

(edit - OK, so a bunch of folks noticed the graphic. I got ahead of myself. :blush: )

:scared:

:nuke:

Question: Huckabee is raptured, you're left behind(to do God's will), who do you vote for?

Rudy Guiliani -0 (0%)
Tom Tancredo -0 (0%)
Alan Keyes -5 (27.8%)
Mitt Romney -1 (5.6%)
Ron Paul (because he'll obviously be the antichrist and we need to help him gain power so Jesus can kill him and reign on earth , in Israel, for a millenia). -12 (66.7%)

Total Voters: 18

http://www.mikehuckabeeforum.com/index.php?topic=520.0

Ron Paul's vote - 66.7% That's probably rounded off. Real number is most likely 66.666% :evilgrin:

Total voters: 18 (6+6+6) :evilgrin:

Maybe he really IS the Antichrist? :scared:

He and FatAssmore will find a kinship that will run deep. I haven't found the third stooge yet, but he's there, somewhere. :rofl:

:dunce:

...point me to these "Rapture Ready" forums of which oyu speak.

Are they better than the Barbaro stuff?

Did anyone see that man hold up his two fingers in a V pattern???

That is the sign of the BEAST!!!1!!

It just goes to show what kind of peoples this Paul Ron has around him.

It's disgusting!


And here I had no idea that Winston Churchill was in on that AntiChrist stuff. Thank God for the internets.

Some of the others seem a little suspicious also. Either way, it is funny that they are posting this crap on the Huckster's web site. Or is it?

:rofl: