Warren Christmas

'Twas the night before something, when all thru DU
Not a post-whore was Lounging, no flame wars did brew.

Dear Peggy was snockered, on a bit too much ‘nog
Rabrrrrrr was a-ranting, whilst elves he did flog.

Midlo was napping, O.D’d on pot pie
But Lara’s still shopping, for boots to her thigh.

DS1 up to mischief, Matcom dishing crap,
Had decked out their manbox, With sparkly gift wrap.

When out in GD there arose such a fuss,
I put down my brewski and let out a cuss

Oh what could it be?! Was it smoking indoors?
Pitbulls now shopping at Walmart stores?

The flames from the thread were giving off heat
Through the monitor’s screen, and up to ten feet!

And what was the subject, the meltdown DU jour?
A Rovie? A troll? A clueless DU-er?

It was Warren Christmas, and his life partner Don.
They’d found Gay Apparel and were putting it on.

They’d pimped up a sleigh with rhinestones aglitter,
And leading it all, - wee flying spaghetti critter!

It was Warren Christmas, things just won’t be the same
Warren whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

Bolognese! Puttanesca! Carbonara! Alfredo!
On Linguine! Arrabiata! Yo Tortellini and Sun Dried Tomato!

Now Duers be true to our Warren Christmas,
Remember the Atheists, the Hindi, the Listless…

The Buddhists, the Druids, the Zoroastrian
The Arabs, the Inuit, the Indo-European!

Think about Chanukah, Kwaanza, you bet!
And our Asian neighbours who celebrate Tet!

Now hoist up a beverage, go cuddle yer pup
Go snuggle a kitteh or find someone to schtupp,
But remember the words on Warren’s best cup:
“Holidays should be spent all liquored up!”


Merry Christmas everyone!

:7 :hi:

:rofl:

I'm not a religious person, but if Jesus could turn water into wine, that's reason enough for me.
Happy Birthday Jesus!
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Wow, sweetie!

I am laughing till the tears come!

Thank you for the mention...I am truly honored!

This is very inspired...

Merry Christmas to you and yours as well, sweetie! :hug:


:rofl: :rofl:

:hug:

and Merry Christmas to you!

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Well done! :hug:

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:thumbsup:

Nice shoes.

And you should post this in GD and get some 'real' votes :7

Nice DU tribute/poem :toast: ! :hi:

Have a great New Year!

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And those (#$#)$&@!$& elves needed that beating.


Gift-wrapped manboxes - is there anything those two won't do? :rofl:

Merry Christmas to you, too, SOteric! :yourock:

You'd enjoy beating the elves. But that clever DS1 brought up an excellent point last night and we indulged our imagination for a while wondering what you'd have a team of elves working on just anyway.

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in the coming conflagration, you will see it firsthand.

:patriot:

Kick to high heaven.

:thumbsup:

:7

:hi:

:yourock:

:loveya:

:7 :hi: :loveya:

:rofl:

But, it is sheer brilliance as always.

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:toast:
Very good job!

I'm glad you've all enjoyed it!

Great job!

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