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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 01:01 PM
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SURVEY WARNING
I usually hate those hoax warnings, but this one IS important. Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your nipples, do not show him your nipples.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your nipples.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.







(I realize this would have been funnier if posted by a woman... :D )
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 01:02 PM
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1. This is a scam; he only wants to see your nipples.
Whodda thunk? :evilgrin:
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 01:08 PM
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2. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I called my mom right after I got this warning... She tells me there is nice man at her door wanting to do a survey of nipples.

We saved her so much embarrassment :)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 01:10 PM
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3. No, it's not a hoax.
We are conducting a survey and we need to see your nipples.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 01:14 PM
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4. Open up! FBI!
Federal Breast Inspector
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 04:02 PM
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5. That's why we keep the nipple shields firmly in place,
in case there are surprise unauthorized nipple surveys.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 04:05 PM
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6. Is that A) your nipple, B) a star pasty, or C) a wardrobe malfunction....
:D
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