"Predictions?"

For several years, (until she moved down south,) my next-door neighbor would buy the supermarket tabloids at the end of the year, and a year later we would look at them and check out their records.

After tossing the obvious ones, ("There will be trouble in the Middle east,") and the really vague ones, ("A big star will have drug problems,") we'd look at the rest.

In about 5 years of looking at those, you know what their record was?

0% right.

Now just look at this astrology ditwit making "predictions" for 2007, back in 2006.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IX7lrVrgxo

:rofl:

After all these years of human suffering, Anne Coulter's doctor will finally out Anne as a cross dressing trannie with a bad attitude. The newly revealed Mr/Ms. Coulter will then fade away having lost all credibility with the media and will be forced to sell his dresses and wig to RuPaul in order to support his meth addiction. (See, it had nothing to do with diet!)

I'll not take full credit for this prediction as this particular event was also predicted in the Bible*. Freepers the world over will suffer much anger and gnashing of teeth over the outing. This story, along with Mr. Coulter's doctor, will dominate all news media and morning talk shows as bush's black-ops army, Blackwater, purchases Ecuador and sets up a large concentration camp for the purpose of waterboarding Ron Paul supporters. (Which naturally, will cause much anger and gnashing of teeth over in GDP)

In a related prediction, Paris Hilton will accidentally discover the internet on her cell phone, join the free republic and post regularly as a strong critic of any who speak ill of, or abuse elephants. There will be much relief among the freepers over this after the tragic loss of their prior messiah who, as I have already predicted, will have been outed as a cross dressing trannie with a bad attitude.

You heard it here first!
the amazing chkalini

* (see Revelations, not sure which chapter or verse but somewhere around the topic of "The Great Deceiver"**)

** (not to be confused with the "The Great Deceiver-er Guy" who really is a guy but is instead masquerading as a President)

will be found

alive and well and living
in DS1's house

he was going to "unveil" it when HE thought the world would be ready.......


:spray: :spray:

lost