To all (would-be) quantum physicists

I want to share my epiphany of tonight with you all!

Tonight I came to the answer why we have yet to travel to other, parallel universes through those wonderful and exemplary heavenly bodies called wormholes!

This startling revelation came as I looked at a slice of pumpkin bread, and there beheld the most fundamental of wonders--a miniature wormhole! Indeed, baked into the bread itself, a wormhole of no more than an 1/8 in size compelled me to theorize that wormholes are breaking out all over, primarily in baked goods, in such a size as to keep larger wormholes from forming. And since we cannot harness the energy of such a small wormhole, we are being denied access to the greater universe and the many parallel worlds beyond.

Just imagine if you will: if we could increase the size of these wormholes to human sized, what grand horizons we could explore beyond! I personally am reluctant to send out fellow creatures through these holes, so they would need to be expanded to a point where I could personally entertain the thought of exploration. Of course, with the limited budget I am on, it would take approximately 200 years before I am able to afford equipment to do this, but I am sure that if someone chooses to fund this ambitious project, it could be expedited to less than 50 years.

Of course, anyone who wants my notes--er, recipe--I will personally be happy to share with them, unless I eat it within the next couple of days.

Are you sure there wasn't more than just pumpkin in that bread...
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;-)

These days, we travel across the branes via tesseracts enmeshed with the endless breadsticks at The Olive Garden.

All the best experimental physicists are doing it.

They're expanding as we speak.

I had wormholes in MY pumpkin bread.....

If we put something on my wormhole would it have ended up in yours????????????????

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one problem.....

we ate mine!!!!!!

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