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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 08:56 AM
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Holy shit, I am so fucking sick.
I'm at work right now, but I can barely sit up straight.

I think my breathing capacity is down, I know I have a fever, my ears are ringing and my head feels like my brain is being squeezed out my eyes, nose and ears.

What, you may ask, is so earth-shattering that I am risking my health here at work?

Production Part approval process paperwork for road graders and earth movers.

I am such a fucking jerk, well paid for the first time in my life, but a jerk none the less.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:09 AM
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1. Are you trying to infect us all?
go home and get to bed!
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:15 AM
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4. Shit, these fuckers HERE gave me this grud.
"Bornagain Boy" in the next office was the first. I'm now calling him "Typhoid Larry."

ALL of them should only get this and feel like Hell. I get a charge out of ever sneeze I hear and there are more of them by the hour.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:12 AM
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2. Sounds like what I had a week ago today
I spent the next 24 hours laid out in bed.

Then my wife got it

Good luck
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:14 AM
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3. Do you mean to say
that you're not feeling particularly BLESSED and HIGHLY FAVORED!1!!1??????

Lighting a candle for you, TD. Hope you feel better soon. :pals:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:17 AM
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5. "Bornagain Boy" was the "Alpha Case" of this crud.
I've started calling him "Typhoid Larry." He's so clueless I had to explain it to him.

Hack, Hack, snarf.
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:18 AM
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6. Go home Tyler! Work isn't worth suffering for buddy.
Seriously, you need to get in bed as it sounds like the flu.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:33 AM
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7. headed home, soon.
just making up some projects for underlings to do in my absence.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:41 AM
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8. When you finally get home, please stay home.
:hug:

It would really suck if you exhausted yourself and prolonged your sickness because you refused to rest and take care of yourself.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 11:08 AM
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9. Naw. Think I'll get drunk and go bowling.
NOT.

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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 11:11 AM
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10. Go eat some raw garlic.
No, seriously.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 11:26 AM
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11. Shots of Napoleon Brandy
They're good for whatever ails you.

Bake
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 12:29 PM
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12. take a hot shower
chew up a bunch of vit. C tabs, have some soup and go to sleep.

hope you feel better soon.
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