In a zombie takeover would you rather...

Clintonista2

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:02 AM
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Poll question: In a zombie takeover would you rather...

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SteppingRazor

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:06 AM
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1. Other: I would rather be the cruel overlord of a hidden post-apocalyptic stronghold n/t

The post-apocalypse rules!

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dropkickpa

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:15 PM
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9. The humongous is awesome!!!

I had a shirt with him on it. I miss that shirt.

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DarkTirade

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Fri Dec-28-07 02:47 PM
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25. You can have the rule of a post-apocalyptic stronghold

when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Wait... the zombies are the ones with cold dead hands, not me... :P

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stuntcat

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:10 AM
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2. this is a stumper

I like to think I'd be ready for the zombies! but also I'm not too quick so I'd be one of them.

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underpants

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:23 AM
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3. Although it would eventually be tiring I would love to just bust up some Zombie heads

:spank:

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Pierre.Suave

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:24 AM
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4. TARGET PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!

Thats what I call a Zombie takeover.

:evilgrin:

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Deja Q

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:47 AM
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5. When in Rome, do as the Norwegians do...

:shrug:

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Ryano42

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:47 AM
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6. Id rather...BE SHAUN!

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flvegan

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:49 AM
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7. None of the above. First, steal a big catamaran

like this:

Load up with provisions, and head to the furthest Keys.

Zombies can't swim. And walking that far underwater, just ain't gonna happen.

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SteppingRazor

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:20 PM
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10. You've obviously never seen the classic 1957 zombie film Zombies of Mora Tau...

in which the zombies walk underwater for long distances -- it's easy to do when you don't have to breathe! :scared:

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stuntcat

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:29 PM
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11. whoa

That sounds beautiful, the underwater zombies! :headbang: I think I've seen that in a newer movie too but I can't remember which one. I love it, I'm gonna put Zombies of Mora Tau on my list.

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krispos42

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:02 PM
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18. Land of the Dead n/t

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stuntcat

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:36 PM
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23. that's right!

I remember it now :headbang: that movie was The Suck but that part was the best.

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qnr

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:42 PM
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13. Yeah, but how do they navigate, I wonder? n/t

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flvegan

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:42 PM
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14. Realistically

with tides, currents and underwater hazards, not to mention sharks and other predators, I'll take my chances on a remote island.

There was a movie in the last few years where the zombies walked under a harbor, IIRC.

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SteppingRazor

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:49 PM
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16. Realistically, we wouldn't be worrying about a zombie invasion.

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flvegan

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:50 PM
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17. I dunno...

the neocons edge closer to zombiedom every day.

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Dec-28-07 11:52 AM
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8. Die quickly and not have to become a zombie

I'd be too depressed at so much death, and I'm not handy enough to live very long in survivalist mode.

Plus, I'm 41 years old and I know my parents started needing glasses in their early 40s... so, I'd really be up shit's creek when I started needing glasses to see.

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:39 PM
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12. Gimme a shotgun and some death metal and I am set for a zombie apocalypse.

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Deep13

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Fri Dec-28-07 12:47 PM
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15. This assumes we are not zombies already. n/t

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krispos42

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:09 PM
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19. Oh, stay and fight

If I become a zombie my IQ will be far to low to enjoy anything but an Ann Coulter book.

And if I'm dead, well, I'm dead.

Give me a .22 rimfire rifle with a scope and I'll hole up with plenty of food and water to pop zombie skulls from my balcony as they swarm around my building.

Oh, and I'll need like a .223 high-powered rifle as well so I can offer cover to the building behind me.

And if one of them bites me, please have the courtesy to blow my brains out.

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LeftyMom

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:16 PM
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20. My zombie plan is to go to flvegan's.

I figure he's big, has guns and pit bulls and shit, and is highly motivated to keep me alive (no leftymom= *cough* very lonely apocolypse *cough*) so this is probably my best option for safety in zombie-ridden times.

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CreekDog

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:23 PM
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21. I picked remaining human

Clearly, there is something that is appealing about humans to zombies. One has forever to be a zombie, but only moments to experience being a teenager running from zombies.

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dembotoz

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:29 PM
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22. mindless zombie??-no i would never vote republican

fight fight fight

or a quick death (a vote for hillary?)

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Fri Dec-28-07 01:52 PM
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24. I am a leading authority on the subject.

And I say you get a shovel from the garage and start splitting heads.

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