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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:00 PM
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I've been to my ob-gyn three times this week
I hope she doesn't think I'm stalking her.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:01 PM
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1. My brain just broke.
Where, pray tell, did she put the speculum? And did she warm it up first?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:03 PM
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3. You don't want to know.
:scared:
















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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:15 PM
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7. He went for the breast exam
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:16 PM
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8. But he wanted to examine HER breasts!
:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:02 PM
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2. My dear Rabrrrrrr!
Since when do you have a uterus?

:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:06 PM
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4. I'll bet you learned a lot about yourself this week.
:rofl:
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:10 PM
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5. I don't even know what you look like,
and I can't wash the image of you in stirrups out of my mind. :puke::scared:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:14 PM
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6. I'm like visual curdled milk dumped down the furnace vents
:rofl:
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:18 PM
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10. Oh, Rabrrrrr- you've topped yourself this time,guy!
:rofl:


Happy New Year!

:toast:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:17 PM
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9. Does she have you on a special diet yet?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:20 PM
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11. That's strange, I've been to your OB-GYN three times this week, too
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 07:27 PM
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12. Are you letting her practice her...her love? n/t
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