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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:22 PM
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Man stabs another man with pork chop bone.
ARDMORE -- An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight.

Police in Ardmore, Oklahoma responded to call of a fight outside a local business New Year's day. When they arrived, they found the victim covered in blood with a puncture wound to his neck.

Police arrested the suspect, 38-year-old Tony Willis a few block from the crime scene. According to authorities, Willis had blood on his clothes and they found the bone used in the attack.

The victim was treated at a local hospital and released.

http://www.kfor.com/Global/story.asp?S=7568293
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:26 PM
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1. Pork You
Was the guy kosher with that? :shrug: :hi:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:27 PM
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2. boned.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:28 PM
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3. I guess he was bad to the bone
B-b-b-baaaaad

B-b-b-baaaaad
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:29 PM
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4. We haven't done pork chops yet.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:53 PM
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5. Gotta give the guy credit for creativity!
Probably over the last bowl of applesauce!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:55 PM
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6. Porkchop bones don't kill people....
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 02:56 PM by Deep13
Well, you know the rest.
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:17 PM
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7. TSA will now ban any food that may
potentially be used as a weapon from all airports and aircraft.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:38 PM
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8. I smell some Dickel
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:46 PM
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9. You can take my pork chop
When you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.

When pork chops are outlawed...

:popcorn:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:54 PM
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10. And he reeked of gravy. nt
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:56 PM
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11. He told police "It's the other white meat".
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The Inquisitive Donating Member (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 04:16 PM
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12. Guess the vegans are right
meat and animal products are hazardous to your health!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 04:23 PM
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13. I hope it was kosher nt
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