Mr Scorpio Rates the Republican Candidates

MrScorpio

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Thu Jan-03-08 04:09 PM
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Mr Scorpio Rates the Republican Candidates

Tom Tancredo: Voted best choice to head up a Hitler Youth rally in a town near you

Mitt Romney: Not only is he the President of the Helmet Hair Club For Men, he's a client too

Fred Thompson: America's greatest proponent of the Droopy Dog campaign strategy

Mike Huckabee: When the voices in his head speak, he listens

Ruby Guiliani: Gives hope to philandering two-faced civil servants everywhere

Alan Keyes: Engaged in a fight of sysephean proportions

Ron Paul: Government??? What government?

Duncan Hunter: If there were ever a day without a Mexican, his candidacy would go up in a puff of smoke

John McCain: Love him, love his Stockholm Syndrome

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redqueen

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Thu Jan-03-08 04:11 PM
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1. John McCain: Love him, love his Stockholm Syndrome

:rofl: :thumbsup:

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