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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:07 PM
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So humans love to eat cows.
What if cows got intelligent and took over the world?

Would they eat us, take our milk to feed their cats with, and other assorted cow-like things I'd rather not think about right now?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:10 PM
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1. yes, and they'd tip us out of bed while we sleep
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:18 PM
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3. Which presents the question, "who'd sleep with a cow?"
Apart from old farmer McDonald, but let's not go there right now...
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:25 PM
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5. Jerry did, and he was proud of it
but that's another story.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:14 PM
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2. And they yell "Blah blah blah" out the car window when they drive by
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:23 PM
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4. The most frightening part...
...would be the ease with which kitties would make the switch. They'd beg for leftovers, too--the little bastards.
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