BEST STAR WARS EVER!!!!!!!

It was made in Turkey in 1982 and stars Luke "Trampoline Feet" Skywalker and an army of rug monsters!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA

great comments at the link..lol

So many things to love in this!

The Indiana Jones theme music! (which stops anytime they have to put in a sound effect)

Monsters exploding when their heads are kung-fu'd off!

Amazing trampoline->front roll->karate action!

The best editor in the UNIVERSE! I'm series!!1!1 I particularly am fond of the scenes where our hero karate-chops a monsters head off, which then explodes, which then evidently causes space ships to explode, which then cause stone cities to collapse, which in turn causes riots, which force a monster bad-guy to attack our hero with blasters, which force him to jump around on invisible trampolines dodging javelins which not only magically return to the thrower, but can change into oversize cardboard throwing stars which, uh, make our hero jump around more, and distract him while the evil monster attacks with - a deadly compact mirror! Until our hero squints really hard, and rounds up some 2 foot diameter exploding boulders which he punts into the bad guy! BOOM - boing - boing! Slap fight! Villain unmasking! Three stooges homage (nyuck nyuck!) Chopping villain in two with chop-socky action! Explosions! Eruptions! And the crowd goes wild! Roll credits. If you want to see all this for yourself, start watching around the 6:00 mark. :D

I think having all of the actual pirated Star Wars footage in a different aspect ratio from the rest of the movie was a particularly bold touch!