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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:49 PM
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I had to take a meal etiquette course for my MBA
It was..."interesting".

Long and short of it is they taught us how to use silverware in a way that is both foreign to me, and insanely hard to do as I had to switch up which hand I held stuff in (Apparently us lefties are doing it wrong.). Let me tell you, trying to pick up peas on the back of a fork with your non-dominate hand is not an easy task.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:55 PM
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1. what about not spilling your fourth martini on the client?
:spray:
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:56 PM
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2. Oddly enough the presenter did go over spills
Nothing about the proper way to do lines in a trendy NYC club, though.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:57 PM
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4. that went out in the 80s
i wonder what replaced it :shrug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:59 PM
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5. Snorting coke off a woman's boob is replaced by eating sushi off a woman's boob
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:00 AM
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7. Which means next we'll be snorting coke off sushi
Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 12:01 AM by Godhumor
It's the logical conclusion.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:01 AM
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8. Rabrrrrr to the rescue
are you cautioned to not make it too slobbery? :shrug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:56 PM
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3. Good for you! Too bad they don't teach that in elementary school.
Edited on Wed Jan-16-08 11:57 PM by Rabrrrrrr
People's table manners nowadays are goddamn sick atrocious.

One would think that most people were born in filthy barns to parents who ate like animals.



Welcome to the 1% club!
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:59 PM
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6. My wife is trained in etiquette, Japanese-style
She's a certified tea ceremony teacher among other things, so I've had someone making sure mine were up to snuff for a little while. Even still, a lot of the stuff presented was absolutely fascinating.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:06 AM
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9. Ah, the Japanese - I love the Japanese. They act like human beings.
It's so refreshing to travel there.
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:08 AM
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10. I lived there for awhile, my wife's mother...
Is a certified tea master (teacher of teachers) and really went out of her way to welcome me to the family. She also ran the most civil dinner table I have ever seen.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:20 AM
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11. How is their woodcarving?
:shrug:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 02:21 AM
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12. When dining with Mob clients...
...always use the gun furthest from the plate to shoot before the main course is served.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:30 AM
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13. Which hand did they tell you to use?
I was raised with fork in left-hand and knife in right - I'm a lefty too.

The peas on the back of the fork thing does take a little while to get used to.
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