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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 12:59 PM
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So, how does one join the Pagan Idolatry religion?
And if one does, is there a money back guarantee of pleasures of the flesh?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:14 PM
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1. If you find out, lemme know.
I've been pagan for a while and it hasn't gotten me laid yet...
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:35 PM
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4. Years ago
I dated a guy who thought witches were hot. I think he had some kind of Willow fetish going on, especially since he seemed intrigued by the fact that I work with the Dark.

He was quickly disappointed that, despite my appearance, it wasn't nearly as spooky as he thought it would be.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 02:44 PM
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14. Oh, I've dated witches/pagans before
I just never specifically got laid because I'm a pagan. :P
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 03:33 PM
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15. Like I told that other guy down thread
You have to hang with the right crowd. :P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 03:34 PM
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16. I think I just need to hang out with more pagans in general. :)
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:39 PM
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6. Now that's a damn shame!
I suggest wearing a Herne mask while dancing around the Beltaine fire. Just don't fall into the bonfire. (yes...we must actually remind people of that)
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:49 PM
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8. Hehehe
More than a few times, when my old coven hosted public Beltane circles, we had to tell people to leave the Stevie Nicks skirts at home (or take them off :evilgrin:) if they planned on jumping the fire.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 02:44 PM
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13. I'm not really all that involved in any group stuff, that's why.
Still.. woulda been nice if there had been more than a single attractive person in the pagan club at my last school... :P
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 03:37 PM
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17. Sad to say
Not everyone can be as pretty as us. :P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:14 PM
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21. C'est la vie.
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:10 PM
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18. My daughter is 17, not alot of Pagans at her school ( minus the ones who just like to pretend) eithe
But fortunately where we can live let's us be very open about who we are.

How old are you?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:13 PM
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20. Far too old for your daughter. :)
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:15 PM
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22. Heh, that was not what I meant
(She has a girlfriend)

I was just curious.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:22 PM
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23. Just turned 26 a couple months ago.
I can no longer tell everyone I'm a quarter of a century old. :(
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:22 PM
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2. If I remember my Chick tracts correctly, they recruit from D&D players.
But that doesn't really work with the "pleasures of the flesh" thing, unless you mean mountain dew, cheetos and whatever pizza is on special.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:35 PM
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3. A pleasant evening stroll down Bourbon Street ought to do it
Edited on Fri Jan-18-08 01:35 PM by KamaAina
fueled, by preference, by a Hand Grenade from Tropical Isle (the classic Hurricane carries a bit of emotional baggage these days...)

edit: spelling
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:37 PM
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5. errr.......what?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:46 PM
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7. What I should have said was
Edited on Fri Jan-18-08 01:46 PM by MrScorpio
If I DON'T get the pleasures of the flesh, is there a money back guarantee?

I am, after all, a careful consumer in matters regarding my own hedonism
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:52 PM
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9. Of course there is
Act now and we'll also throw in a Harem Starter kit, your choice of gender.
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 02:03 PM
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10. I feel so cheated.
My Welcome Witch-Wheel Wagon visit included nothing of the sort. I may pout for days over this.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 02:13 PM
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11. You need to hang out with the right Witches.
:evilgrin:
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 02:40 PM
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12. I do believe
that you are correct.

Yes, I do. :)
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:11 PM
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19. LOL....I'm still trying to figure out what "Pagan Idolotry religion" is
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:26 PM
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24. no guarantees
but starting with an Idol is the first step (not American Idol, although if that is your bag, go for it)

use a little flesh in your Idol (not Billy)

and you may get back pleasures :P
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:28 PM
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25. Find a tree. Hug it.
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