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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:15 AM
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I have insomnia because of the incessant beating of my dishonest coworker's heart.
I swear to God, I can hear it beating from under the floorboards.

:scared:








(with apologies to the person who actually is suffering from insomnia)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:22 AM
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1. PFFT!! Thats actually a pretty funny copycat though...
Cheers to a Poe fan!:)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:25 AM
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2. Where it belongs
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 01:17 AM
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3. Quoth the raven
....nevermore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gr5q_bvXv0
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 01:20 AM
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4. what?
bow to the master:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FID1CiB4bcU
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 07:32 AM
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6. I've always liked the musical version
Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 07:34 AM by Rabrrrrrr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=engHx0Inkxo&feature=related
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 01:27 AM
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5. You have alternatives that Poe lacked
Such as 500-watt Dolby 5.1 surround-sound stereo amps and gangasta rap.

To quote Weird Al... "just turn up the volume and yank out the knob".

:headbang:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 07:41 AM
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7. OUCH! That's pretty harsh!
But funny.
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