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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 01:56 PM
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Poll question: In 365 days, what will Lee L. Mercer Jr. do his first day in the White House?
Hard to believe that in one year, Lee L. Mercer Jr. will be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States of America. Aside from a stirring inaugural speech and a kick-ass inaugural ball (All Three) what will Lee L. Mercer Jr. do his first day in office?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 02:03 PM
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1. All of the above. He IS Lee L. Mercer, Jr after all.
He's solved every crime.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 02:06 PM
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2. That's right! National and International.
We just need to put him in the White House so he can prosecute those crimes (All Three).
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:25 PM
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3. Nothing--not when Americans find out the truth about Mercer.
Lee Mercer, Jr, created morning breath.
Lee Mercer, Jr, giggles when he says the pledge of allegiance and also the Lord's prayer.
Lee Mercer, Jr, invented spam--both the meat and the annoying computer email shit.

Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME!!!
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:46 PM
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4. Good points. Don't forget...
Lee L. Mercer Jr. really shot JFK and was one of the Watergate burglars.

Lee L. Mercer Jr. has a Ned Beatty lovedoll bent over his desk.

Lee L. Mercer Jr. shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.



But I'm willing to cut him some slack for taking the red pill and having the courage to tell it like it is about our electric snake hotwire hookups.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:10 PM
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6. Your points are also good--I hope that we don't get banned for speaking truth to power.
The forces of Lee Mercer, Jr, are legion. But the truth must be told.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:02 PM
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5. Frankly, I'm waiting for the inaugural hula. nt
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