Sorry folks. Bush is destined for re-election in 2004.

Jackpine Radical

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Mon Feb-09-04 08:51 AM
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Sorry folks. Bush is destined for re-election in 2004.

It's the Year of the Monkey.

Oh, wait. Never mind.

People born in the Year of the Monkey are the erratic geniuses of the cycle. Clever, skillful, and flexible, they are remarkably inventive and original and can solve the most difficult problems with ease. There are few fields in which Monkey people wouldn't be successful but they have a disconcerting habit of being too agreeable. They want to do things now, and if they cannot get started immediately, they become discouraged and sometimes leave their projects. Although good at making decisions, they tend to look down on others. Having common sense, Monkey people have a deep desire for knowledge and have excellent memories.

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Feb-09-04 08:52 AM
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1. He's a chimp. Chimps are not monkeys.

That is all. :-)

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rasputin1952

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Mon Feb-09-04 08:54 AM
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2. Poor simians...

Edited on Mon Feb-09-04 08:57 AM by rasputin1952

no opposable thumb. Wonder when the bush family will evolve to that point?

:evilgrin:

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glarius

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Mon Feb-09-04 08:54 AM
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3. He wasn't born this year either

Although from his infantile actions ..... well...

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Mon Feb-09-04 08:58 AM
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4. Well I was born in the Year of the Monkey

Edited on Mon Feb-09-04 08:59 AM by CarolinaPeridot

... the year of the white monkey to be exact :)

Your description for people born into the year of the monkey fits me to the " t " .

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Shanty Oilish

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Mon Feb-09-04 08:59 AM
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5. I think Bush was born in a Dog year

No offense to Best Friends everywhere. :)

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jean

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Mon Feb-09-04 09:04 AM
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6. Yes - he was born Year of the Dog in 1946

according to the Chinese Cultural Center of San Francisco.

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1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006

People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and inspire other people��s confidence because they know how to keep secrets. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Mon Feb-09-04 09:12 AM
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7. You have to first be ELECTED to be REelected...

Duh!
Duckie

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Jackpine Radical

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Mon Feb-09-04 10:46 AM
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8. Oops-sorry 'bout that.

I meant "re-selected."

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Aristus

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Mon Feb-09-04 11:40 AM
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9. I was born in 1968, the Year of the Monkey.

Am I an erratic genius? I'm pretty smart, if I do say so myself, and have an excellent long-term memory. But I'm terrible at making decisions and have an atrocious short-term memory.

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