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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:44 AM
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This is a non-contentious thread.
In it I will take no stand on any issue, and will endeavor to evoke no emotions, either positive nor negative, in any person who may read it. In doing so I hope to provide a forum for discussion of pleasantries of minimal import so that those who choose to do so, and let me emphasis here that participation is optional, may engage in banter that will not provoke discord in our community.

Dissident will not be tolerated!

To start things off here is a lovely picture of three pleasing kittens on a plate:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:46 AM
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1. Kittens on a plate?
This thread should be locked...you are clearly advocating eating p*ssy.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:49 AM
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3. Let me reiterate that I am taking no stand.
I merely intended to let people know that certain options are available, leaving it up to the reader to draw their own conclusions. Not that the reader has to draw conclusions, if they don't want to.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:47 AM
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Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:54 AM
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7. I find your post disquieting.
This is not what I intended.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:55 AM
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10. well, that baby is kinda cute
Can I tickle his belly?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:58 AM
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11. Certainly.
But before you do, I feel you need to know that this particular baby refers to his belly as his bee-bo, just in case he starts squealing 'bee-bo' during said tickling.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:00 AM
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13. You just made me pee
that is SOO cute!

How old is he now?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:01 AM
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16. Eighteen months.
He's very silly.
I try to encourage silliness.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:09 AM
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28. gah!
18 months is the best age. They become monsters in a few months.

They're cute again at 5. But it doesn't last long.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:12 AM
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29. Monsters?
My child?
I refuse to believe such a thing could possibly happen!



:P
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:15 AM
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32. I'm sure yours will be the single exception
btw, I'm sorry for my deleted post. It was a joke.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:17 AM
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33. I know that.
I did not alert on it.
I thought it was meant to be silly.

I think the mods' clean up language campaign came through.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:20 AM
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34. Thanks
so if I were to tickle his belly, he wouldn't cry or anything?

Cuz I think kids are wierd. But I'm the best Uncle in the world and belly-tickles are my specialty.


You're blessed to have such a cute, healthy child.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:23 AM
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35. He attacks me just to provoke me into tickling him.
The only time he cries are if you take something from him without giving him something else in return or if he falls and hurts himself.

Indeed, I am lucky to have him.
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:52 AM
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4. It's time to get this thread back on track.
Here are some clouds.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:55 AM
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8. Yes n/t
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:37 AM
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37. aww
God, you're making want to babysit.

I haven't been around a baby in a few months. If I were a woman, I'd ovulate.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:52 AM
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5. That plate is actually hideous.
Edited on Wed Jan-23-08 10:53 AM by janesez
:D

I find stuff like that more offensive than hard-core porn.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:59 AM
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12. Dissident will not be tolerated!
Thank you for your attempt at participation.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:53 AM
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6. I have no response to this. (n/t)
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:00 AM
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14. That is adequate.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:55 AM
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9. At least the kittens weren't eating off the plate
:wow:

:rofl:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:01 AM
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17. Certainly not.
That might provoke.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:03 AM
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19. Will that provoke?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:05 AM
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21. Too much I fear...
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:06 AM
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24. But we agree to feel sorry for the kitten
right?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:09 AM
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27. Is he not washing the kitten like the kitten's mother would?
Is that not what is going on? Dear me, what else could the man be doing?!
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:14 AM
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31. I prefer not to think about the other possibilities
:scared:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:11 PM
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41. Nice post, Mussolini!
:puke:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:00 AM
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15. a boat on the open sea --
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:03 AM
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20. I see.
It is a boat.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:06 AM
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23. and it is on the sea. there are some clouds. mayhaps it will rain?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:08 AM
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25. I cannot say.
I hope that it rains, or not rains, depending on what the captain of said boats wishes.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:09 AM
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26. the captain says to wait and we shall see.
:hi:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:02 AM
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18. Here ya go!




:hi:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:06 AM
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22. Do they have names?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:13 AM
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30. Panda and Roosevelt. Roosevelt is Mr. Orange!
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:35 AM
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36. I'm sorry but affection between domestic animals is offensive.
;)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:02 PM
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38. Nice post, Hitler! BTW, those are the photos that I CAN show
in public! The two boys will wake us up during the night by doing something that can only be described as lollipop like!
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:05 PM
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39. Oh my! I should have kept my mouth shut.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:11 PM
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40. I'm firmly anti-kittens on a plate.
And can't believe I'm seeing such a thing on a progressive site!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:31 PM
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42. This is a non-contentious thread.
I'm afraid you'll have to take your contentiousness elsewhere.


:P
:D
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:54 PM
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43. I came here for a good argument.
But I can always go to GDP. That seems to be the argument dept.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:57 PM
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44. I'm sorry, that is abuse.
If your looking for an argument I suggest GD.

:P
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