Walmart Greeters Unite - Democratic Underground

Parche

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Wed Jan-23-08 04:30 PM
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Walmart Greeters Unite

The Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart."

:hi:

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Crazy Dave

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Wed Jan-23-08 04:31 PM
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