I got laid in a tollbooth once - Democratic Underground

matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 06:27 PM
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I got laid in a tollbooth once

Edited on Wed Jan-23-08 06:27 PM by matcom

well, it was actually a phone booth and it wasn't in Delaware but in Germany but same diff right?

i'm just sayin' there is good in tollbooths if you can only see it.

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joeybee12

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:07 PM
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1. Well, was it good for the people who used it later?

I mean, did you, um, clean up after yourselves? :blush:

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lost-in-nj

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:08 PM
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2. In a toll booth!!!???

TALK ABOUT A QUICKIE!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:14 PM
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7. BBWWAAAAAHHHAAAAA

hey I had to dig for change! :rofl:

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XemaSab

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:09 PM
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3. Can you call it "laid"

if you weren't lying down? :shrug:

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LostinVA

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:11 PM
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5. ThomCat calls it "levitating"

Edited on Wed Jan-23-08 07:11 PM by LostinVA

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ThomCat

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Wed Jan-23-08 09:19 PM
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21. Hey, everyone should levitate now and then.

:)

It's good for you.

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LostinVA

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:10 PM
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4. When did you take Teen Midlo to Germany?

*ducks flying box of wine*

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Parche

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:12 PM
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6. You Actually Got Laid?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hug: :hi:

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matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:15 PM
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8. cost me a $1.25

:rofl:

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:17 PM
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matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:28 PM
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10. LONGFELLOW'S WAYSIDE INN????!!11

:rofl:

drive past that place every day on my way to and from work!

it will NEVER be the same now! :rofl:

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Radio_Lady

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:44 PM
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13. ...oh, dear...now you know... the miller caught us and reprimanded us...what was he going to do?...

call our parents?

Ummmm, do you also drive on Weston Road heading south towards the intersection with Rt. 128 near the golf course? (We used to call it The Shire after Tolkien's books...)

Same deal.

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matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 08:00 PM
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14. HA!

no i go up Wayside Inn Road up to Maynard

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youthere

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:29 PM
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11. I'd HATE to see the size of that chicken.

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Sugar Smack

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Wed Jan-23-08 07:34 PM
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12. OH, MY GOD!

:spray: :spray: :rofl: :patriot:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 08:11 PM
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15. Ahem...

I've never been to Germany...you told me you were a VIRGIN when I married you!!! YOU LIED TO ME!!! Get out of my house, out, Out, OUT!!! BASTIGE!!! :rofl:

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matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 08:19 PM
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16. it grew back

:hide:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 08:20 PM
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17. I don't believe you!

How could you lie to me?? How?? Now I seriously doubt that you love me :cry: You're only here because of my incredible bod!

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matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 08:22 PM
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18. no silly

I married you for your money. I keep Teen Midlo to help preserve YOUR 'bod'!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Wed Jan-23-08 09:06 PM
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19. dumb ass...

vodka preserves my bod!

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DS1

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Wed Jan-23-08 09:13 PM
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20. money?

what money?

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rug

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Wed Jan-23-08 09:25 PM
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22. You had to pay?

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