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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:30 PM
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I'm having a Martini for supper. Fuck it.
Actually, I'm probably having two.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:44 PM
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1. I would rather
drink it than
fuck it.
:rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:45 PM
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3. Damn! Good grammar call. I am most dreadfully embarrased.
:blush:

And yes, please, continue to drink it in lieu of the... uh, the... in lieu of the .... uh, the other thing.

:rofl:
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:49 PM
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6. Don't be.
I thought it was funny. :D

:hi:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:16 PM
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7. no, the first choice was right
A friend of mine had a roommate, who may or may not have come up with the term, but definitely introduced us to "lets go fuck a beer". It sounds so much more exciting. My friend said they started drinking a lot more beer after they started saying it.... it just seemed like the right thing to do.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:45 PM
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2. Well, at least you'll have a couple of olives to munch on.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:45 PM
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4. What vegetable are you having with it? Olive?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:46 PM
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5. This first one, I went commando.
Edited on Wed Jan-23-08 10:47 PM by Rabrrrrrr
I'll put olives - jalapeño stuffed - in the next one.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:36 PM
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8. I assume you got those at the Olive Garden with your box of swine!
:hide:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:37 PM
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9. Oh, be specific.
C'mon, what's in the glass?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:39 PM
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10. Would you consider a chocolate martini to be blasphemous?
That is what I am having, probably two.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:41 PM
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11. Of course.
Silly question.

There's no such thing as a chocolate martini.

Even spelled correctly, Chocolate Martini, it doesn't exist.

You might have a Chocolate cocktail (note the capitalization), but you will never, ever, ever have a Chocolate Martini.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:46 PM
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13. But -- that is what it says on the label.
Damn labels x(

:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:48 PM
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14. Oh, sweet mother of Christ! You aren't even making your own abomination?!?!?!
You're buying abomination in a bottle?!??! Premade chemical shit?!??!

THAT, my friend, is so fucking beyond the pale I could never put into words just how truly deplorably sinful that is.

Jesus, at least have the decency to make your own from GOOD ingredients.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:53 PM
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15. Now. You tell me.
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:43 PM
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12. fuck it
indeed
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:08 AM
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16. I had two martinis for dinner, too. Nothing like a silver bullet to ease your pain.
Bad day for me. Could have been worse...but just a bad day.
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