So... this is the lounge people speak of...

asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:30 AM
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So... this is the lounge people speak of...

Tell me, what do you do here? Is it all debauchery and hedonism? Will there be sacrifices?

Will I be sacrificed? Gulp.

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Connonym

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:31 AM
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1. the first rule of the lounge

don't mock the lounge :-P

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:33 AM
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2. Damn.

Edited on Thu Jan-24-08 02:38 AM by asdjrocky

May I then ask forgiveness? Or is that against the rules too?

edit for o

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texanwitch

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:33 AM
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3. We post kitty pics.

There hasn't been a sacrifice here for a long time.

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:35 AM
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5. Exactly how long?

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Bake

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:29 PM
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41. Depends. How long do you plan to stick around?

Mwaaaaaah haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bake

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LynneSin

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:00 AM
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27. KITTY PICS!!!!

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SeattleGirl

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:35 AM
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4. Well, if you really want to hang around, you must be indoctrinated

by me, SeattleGirl, the Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure.

Sacrifices are at my discretion.

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:37 AM
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Then I know I'm in good hands...

Sometimes, you just need to take a breather, know what I mean?

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Hawkeye-X

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:55 AM
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16. Oooh.. makes me wanna buy a tix to Seattle

just to get a spanking! :woohoo:

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Thu Jan-24-08 08:30 AM
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24. Careful, you....

I sense you are infringing on Lady Turtlensue's territory...;-)

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Dr. Strange

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Thu Jan-24-08 09:52 AM
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25. Can I be indoctrinated to?

It's been a while since I was indoctrinated. I think the last one wore off.

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Aristus

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Thu Jan-24-08 09:56 AM
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26. Yes, SeattleGirl, of course, SeattleGirl, anything you say, SeattleGirl...

I've been bad, haven't I? VERY bad! VERY, VERY bad! I have to be punished, don't I, SeattleGirl? Yes, I DO! I have to be punished soundly. I've been SUCH a BAD boy!

:+

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NewJeffCT

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:20 AM
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31. I've been on DU for over 4 years now - when is my indoctrination?

Oh Reverand High Priestess.

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HughBeaumont

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:51 AM
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36. Let me tell you something, you never indoctrinated ME!!?!?!?111!!!!

Edited on Thu Jan-24-08 10:51 AM by HughBeaumont

I be insulted.

:P

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driver8

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:26 PM
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39. But, but, but...SeattleGirl, I was never indoctrinated!

Can I be next?!

Please?

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:37 AM
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6. That depends

Are you into leashes? :shrug:

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:38 AM
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8. woof

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:44 AM
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10. Poser

If you were really a dog, that "opposable thumbs" thing would inhibit you from posting.

But then, you probably mix a wicked martini.

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:49 AM
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12. You're good.

You are good.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:58 AM
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18. Ah, a poser who sucks up!

You'll do very well here. :thumbsup:

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:37 AM
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7. We usually distribute to newcomers ten willing virgins of any sexual distribution you prefer

but those who mock receive this lovely joke.

"Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:41 AM
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9. This is just like when I was in Jr High, I never got the virgin then either.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:46 AM
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11. That's pretty much the Lounge, yeah.

One of us! :grouphug:

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:50 AM
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13. gabagaba

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texanwitch

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:53 AM
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14. Do you have any pets.

This is important.

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 11:54 AM
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38. Do imaginary pets count?

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:57 AM
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17. No, it's Dooga Dooga.

You should always ask first. Forcing your own lingo is impolite.

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asdjrocky

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Thu Jan-24-08 11:52 AM
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37. Story of my life, if there's a choice between the right thing, and the wrong thing...

Well, you know.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-24-08 04:16 PM
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43. I'm afraid that this also qualifies you as one of us.

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Bake

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:31 PM
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42. Nominated for Most Creative Use of the Brazillion Joke!

Excellent!!!!

Bake

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Hawkeye-X

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:54 AM
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15. Post a sex thread and something magical happens!

IBTL!!!!

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XemaSab

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Thu Jan-24-08 04:34 AM
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19. Pull up a couch. Have some opium. Watch the strippers for a while.

No, really.

Now isn't that much better? :)

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SteppingRazor

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:27 AM
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34. Don't listen to her. Drugs and strippers don't mix.

:rofl:

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Solon

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Thu Jan-24-08 05:49 AM
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20. Get out while you still can!!!

I'm locked in the dungeon, posting using a cellphone with a dying battery, oh shit, I hear someone coming, no, NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! ..... end transmission

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chknltl

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Thu Jan-24-08 06:53 AM
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21. Like all lounges, this is where you come to drink.

GD and GDP is where you go after you've had too much drink.

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taterguy

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Thu Jan-24-08 07:36 AM
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22. Just don't break any of our rules that are strictly enforced:

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Cannikin

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Thu Jan-24-08 07:46 AM
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23. Become one with the lounge. You must comply.

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MissMillie

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:01 AM
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28. not on your first visit!

welcome to the Lounge.

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DS1

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:09 AM
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29. Sadly, yes.

It's in its normal bland phase of the cycle at the moment.

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LeftinOH

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:14 AM
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30. Any food you put in the fridge better have your name on it.. or its up for grabs...n/t

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NewJeffCT

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:24 AM
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32. You will be assimilated, resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over.

From this time forward, you will service us.

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SteppingRazor

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:26 AM
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33. Couldn't take GDP anymore, eh?

We get a lot of your kind these days. Pull up a barstool and have a beer.
:toast:

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montanto

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Thu Jan-24-08 10:46 AM
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35. I see you still have your clothes on.

which is impolite.

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Debi

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Thu Jan-24-08 02:27 PM
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40. Welcome!

Do you have any Olive Garden coupons??? :hide:

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LynzM

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Thu Jan-24-08 04:19 PM
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44. Give yourself a couple weeks....

To start sorting out the in-jokes, who's friends with who, who's dating who, who's... well, you can guess at the rest. :rofl:

:hi: Welcome to the insanity! :bounce:

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